Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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verkaderk 9
Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?
ThePsyche 9
Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?
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Comments (139)
nottheyoungest 18
He seems like a handful. Maybe you could do something about it.. "Honey, that is not foreplay! *goes down on him* This is." Blow him out of his mind.
Shayton 12
Maybe he needs a helping hand (;
99megster 15
Why are there so many YDI's on every single FML lately! I can't be the only one wondering this
olpally 33
They said there's been some glitches in the site recently and they are currently working on fixing it. Don't worry. :)
sergentkyle 12
Eh, sometimes I accidentally press "YDI" But you're right. I just think people do it for no reason; just to be stupid I guess.
KiddNYC1O 22
Trolls will be trolls.
imaxmain 24
yeah, why so many YDI's ?
white16sox 19
Yea guys let's completely ignore olpally's comment and repeat the question that's already been explained multiple times.
Trix_Disorder 20
Glitches aside... this IS considered a form of foreplay to some, and her making it an absolute makes her sound uninformed and rude. She should explain it's just not appealing to HER. I tapped YDI.
PokemonLove993 17
well some guys like watching a girl touch herself so maybe he thought it worked both ways?
panda_lou 11
It does. Just not with every woman. Same goes for guys as not all like watching.
bakerella 29
Not foreplay? depends on who you ask
mahdi8130 8
Double standards.
coolio1213 1
I don't see why this has so many YDIs. Alot of the newer ones do :/ hmm...maybe a lot of women are on their periods lol
Enslaved 38
It can be for some. Why wouldn't a few get turned on by viewing someone self gratifying? Ex: Many guys enjoy watching their girlfriends/wife **********. You could even take notes on the technique and study how he likes to be touched. Visual lesson to be learnt perhaps? Come on, that could be hot!
DarthVader77 9
So, you are THAT bad? Brave man if he is still your fiancé!
Nirah_fml 18
My boyfriend's idea of foreplay is to honk my boobs and then try to push my head down towards his lap. He has tried when I've talked about how that doesn't really work, but then he slips back into old habits within a couple of days. Funny thing is, he's excellent at it when he knows I'm on my period and he wants to get me in the mood so that I'll give him a ********
souljacker 11
One of the reasons I dumped my ex was for saying 'honk' every time he grabbed my ****. Wtf is that? Lol
simoncat 11
Nirah- you need to dump YOUR bf. What an ass he sounds like.