Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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verkaderk 9
Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?
ThePsyche 9
Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?
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Comments (139)
Coop817 19
classy
panda_lou 11
I'm confused. Do you mean watching him jerk it RATHER than watching a porno or do you mean he is watching a porno WHILE jerking it? Just want to clarify. Some people do consider that a form of foreplay watching their lover pleasure themselves. However if he believes you are supposed to be ready to go after just that then I can understand your frustration. Maybe it gets him going to have to watch? Does he at least reciprocate and perform things that you like? The porno would be distracting if he had it on so you could def. ask for that to be turned off. Maybe it would be different if he was focused on you instead? Communication is key.
panda_lou 11
I meant to say. . . To have YOU watch.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Why so many YDI's?.-.
sergentkyle 12
Well, some just accidentally hit it if they're on the mobile site/app. But some just like doing it for no reason I guess. :/
Trix_Disorder 20
Because this IS considered a form of foreplay to some, and her making it an absolute makes her sound uninformed and rude. She should explain it's just not appealing to HER.
SunAndMoon427 12
Oh the more reason to hate ****.
kayaker83 4
There's nothing wrong with ****. Don't be a prude.
seamus87 4
I think he needs an upgrade. Get with the program or get out girlfriend!
kayaker83 4
Did you catch him doing it by himself or was it to start a fun night?
sergentkyle 12
It was foreplay so, it was meant to start a fun night.
Bluejaywilde 10
What the hell is with all of the YDI's on the past like 10 FMLs?
oG100 5
Step your game up women!
lindaruiz 5
It would be more enjoyable if you were the one doing him the favor....that's weird he's doing it to himself while you watch?? Ewww
yuggi1 11
If he rather ********** to **** than do you, well, you have bigger problems than whether he considers it foreplay or not.