Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my 21 year-old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I tried coming on to my fiancé. He just pushed me off and got out of bed, saying he wasn't in the mood. A half hour later, I caught him jerking off to several windows of porn. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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verkaderk 9
Wait a second... So he would rather have his own hand touch his penis than your's?
ThePsyche 9
Does anyone know what's up with all the YDI's lately? Even some that are genuine FML's are being voted YDI. Why?
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Comments (139)
jessicaariel13 3
Oh wow. That's disgusting.
cherry_tomato 2
Why not just once? If one time he wants you to watch him jack off to **** then what's the big deal? Next time have him watch you while you look at ****. Don't be so boring.
CharresBarkrey 16
Seriously, I don't see how so many people think this is gross or wrong. I enjoy it too
80skid 15
I'm sure people won't like this, but OP's boyfriend is just gross. He should be happy to have a real live woman want to touch him. To still have to rely on ****&to try to get her involved is just pathetic. Nothing about this is kinky or sexy, it's just sad.
lashes_to_ashes 14
Why is this person your fiancé. No. Just no.
Whammer 1
That sounds awful. Bring it up to him!
taters00 6
Get out while you can.
mboone219 4
Welp, time to go...
gemmadaws 3
Sounds like a keeper lucky girl
skygardens 24
For some it is, get creative dang