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Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bruh…
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that fist pumping during sex is not romantic. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
alicia
Montreal, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Wanker
Today, I had to explain to my fiancé that having me watch him jerk off over a porno is not in fact considered foreplay. FML
O_o
Simi Valley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML
Great.
Billings, United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Pick your moments, dude!
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Anonymous
Eastleigh, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Sensual world
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
BustedEgo
Norway, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Clare
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I desperately tried to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't talk about the Bible during sex. He honestly doesn't understand. FML
Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
mkbeautymama 0
that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"
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iAmScrubs 19
he's got the heart of a champion. Don't take that away from him.
SluggerJ 7
it's a Jersey Shore thing
futtbuck101 1
Tiger Woods?
Thabb 0
You are easily the best commenter on FML.
bamxitsxandreaa 8
hahaha #53..thanks for the laugh(:
XxdarkangelxX13 0
lol :P
818de60 2
u have my favorite user name ever btw
snuffle 3
oh yeah,high five!
california283 6
stop yelling at your computer. stop it. stop.
No_LoveMM 3
111 is right, only do that if WoW is pulled up. BTW op your boyfriend is the man.
lil_ham1644 29
Why is your pic of a random bra? At first I thought it was some female plank joke from Ed, Edd, & Eddy lol
mkbeautymama 0
that's like getting your ass slapped after, and "good game"
salvorican 24
I had an ex that did that.. Actually he chased me around with his ass and asked me if I had a magnet, because I seemed to be attracted to his buns of steal..
Boygenius50 8
Steel? xD
olpally 33
haha just thought of a family guy reference where peter tries to win lois back by doing that buns of steel... lmao
canuckkk17 0
BOO hawks nd boston suckk GO CANUCKS
olpally 33
canucks are the dirtiest playing team if they win the cup... no class.. burroghs biting someone.. thats just bush league..
canuckkk17 0
jealous cause your team didnt finish 1st? and are gunna take it in 5 games AND that we knocked the hawks out this year even after eager chirped about kesler being a coward? he didnt even desereve the flash. the past doesnt matter bud its bout the future they're making
olpally 33
not jealous.. even the rest of canada hates vancouver and doesnt consider you guys a true canadian team.. your own country hates that team... haha not just me...
nikkibear123 4
lmao that's priceless
lil_ham1644 29
My bf tells me "good game" & we high five lol
krez 20
But trying to change someone's personality to suit you is...
unluckiestperson_fml 14
It's not his personality, it's not like he has a bad personality, he fist pumps during sex. It's a turn off for her, clearly.
Monii_Harlz 11
agree ^^ and fist pumping would be kind of awkward - he would practically be dancing whilst having sex - WTF? lol
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I'm still trying to figure out how the hell he could fist pump without disrupting the whole process of sex itself...
Cinn_fml 23
Simple; he just needed to be in a position in which he didn't need (both of) his hands for anything (such as support).
Drigr 9
there's parts of this fml missing. she was on top and he fist pumped her in the face!
Krilleee 5
HAHAHA! made my day or should i say week?
Jodylove 0
haha omg mine too :p
promarkchris 6
are you sure he's fist pumping?
rjbis100 0
thats gay
marinus_fml 20
Fisting is though!
ATLforever7 6
I still find it hard to believe that fisting is very enjoyable. I'd almost prefer the fist pumping dude. But maybe I'm just naive.
catlynnpenn 0
I agree with that. I don't want an entire fist in me. haha
boyguydudemalema 0
could be, if used right.
rjbis100 0
thats gay