Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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Top comments
DevilsMetsGiants 30
That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.
DestinyNiya 33
Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^
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Comments (62)
DestinyNiya 33
Aha, he probably thought you were cute ^_^
MrsPegg 45
And/or a little off in the mind. Poor OP. I really do feel for her. :(
noonenoeone 22
He probably thought you weren't interested...I sure wouldn't think getting rejected like that was cute.
mannatee 19
Or he had a normal reaction and was really hurt. Getting rejected in a way that's obvious is not cute at all.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Especially if there were people around.
Unbearable_fml 21
More like FHL. I'm sorry that happened though, OP! Hopefully things worked out.
stingray112 24
I've always wondered in these situations if the other person has the FML app too and he goes on it and then he's like " Oh so that's what happened" but anyway yeah no worries OP I doubt he likes you any less for it and prob just knows you were nervous.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
That's actually adorable. But no worries OP, I'm sure it won't be the last time a guy hits on you.
BigC_from_Bama 16
I'd feel like an ugly bastard if that happened to me. Like damn, I'm so ugly she forgot we on a bus...
mexican_music 13
I wouldn't be too sure
Dick_diamond 22
And you're sure of this because??? OP herself says it's been a while, hence her reaction..
brand125 17
38 - what are you talking about? wrong comment?
blubje 17
It might be the last time this particular guy hits on her though
wheresmymary 22
Awkwardness is always the best way to start relationships!
TheOneShogun1996 6
I'm sorry, OP. Things will get better, I promise.
RowanNightShade 22
And this, kids, is how I met your father.
Iwannarock1 19
not her. she sounds silly.
WOTAN1488 24
Possibility of receiving a mixed reaction is high.
Sophia94 9
I read "hit me" instead of "hit on me" and was really confused especially after reading comments like "that's adorable"
sarahj13 13
I once told this guy after he started flirting with me that there are 2 kinds of sloths 2 toes and three toed. Needless to say he stopped taking to me. I'm so awkward but my boyfriend told me it is adorable , so don't worry op and get back out there!!!
CyberSeeker 20
shame u would have been cute together