Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a few of my friends decided to drink last night, and my best friend ended up getting very drunk and confessing to my boyfriend that she loves him, her brother came over and gave me a lecture about responsibilities. I don't know what's worse, the lecture or the fact that her brother is my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to taste some wine with some friends. I drank a little too much and referred to him as my brother to a random guy. Let’s just say I put a strain on my relationship. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
The latter. If your friend is texting your boyfriend/her brother that she's in love with him, it's definitely worse than him lecturing her.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
The deja vu is worse
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
The deja vu is worse
Vesi 30
This you? fmylife dot com/article/very-confusing_386009.html
CowgirlWithHeart 16
If it isnt I am super concerned. Maybe its the same person but they accidentally submitted twice differently written or thought it didn't go through the first time.
BurnInDemonFire 39
The latter. If your friend is texting your boyfriend/her brother that she's in love with him, it's definitely worse than him lecturing her.
Someweirdhobo 12
Well, live and let live I guess