Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my very drunk mom called me to confess that she was the girl that my boyfriend left me for two years ago. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend of over four years ago decided to turn up outside my house at 1 a.m., drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML
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Michael_92 20
I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.
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Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.
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Michael_92 20
I feel more sorry for your BF than you. If you are really in love with your ex break it off.
Mopmob02 18
Yea, there is no reason to continue leading your current boyfriend on if you are still hung up on your previous one. You should take some [more] time to figure your enotions out.
YoungMisfit 9
Anyone else thinking 3-way?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Only you.
CrissyyyS2 22
Today, I witnessed my drunk girlfriend call her ex and confess her love for him. FML
your_ma 27
Just putting it out there, never mind saying she should break up with her current boyfriend because it isn't fair on him. I'd bet a weeks wages he dumped her already. What a bitch.
ohgeejosee 19
Agreed, #1. And ew OP, you deserved it and I hope neither of them want you.
londoner86 13
here's an idea OP. 1) be single for a while 2) get some self esteem, 3) then date someone you really like who really likes you too.
lucyisbae 18
Immature.
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Drunk words are sober thoughts, perhaps you should evaluate your current relationship standing if the feelings are genuine.
s15c 9
Great Simpsons quote- "Being drunk only makes you do things you already wanted to do." Applies greatly to this scenario.
Dawnstempest 17
I always wanted to walk in front of that train/ bus/ car. Thanks to alcohol my dream finally came true.
woosah 16
So is your current boyfriend still your boyfriend?
Ashamed_Sister 60
I guess she now has two ex-boyfriends, and than she can go after the first again.
CheeseHater 23
"Today, my now ex-girlfriend called her ex confessing her love to him while drunk out of her ass. FML"
Jeffo193 13
I think you know you deserve that one...
Morgiepoooh9822 17
And this children is why you don't get into another relationship while you have feelings for someone else. The truth always comes out at some point. It's just a matter of when and how.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, it depends on the reason. If the ex was abusive... It is possible to have feelings for more than one person at a time.
SpicyDuck 22
Drunk individuals shouldn't always be allowed to use technology..
Meme1988 18
And should not drink THAT much that she has no control on her acts!
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"In other news, sales of the iPhone 5S skyrocketed in Ireland after introduction of the newly-added "drunk mode" feature."
icemand90 17
Freud could say many things, I say YDI.
greatdanen 6
Freud says OP has commitment issues. That translates to dumbslut for me
ronnie220 11
a drunk soul tells no lies. you will be single soon enough to pursue your ex.
jackiemora 18
Always make sure you're completely over an old relationship before going into another.
SublimeChic4 15
Not so true. Sometimes its impossible to get over someone completely (say after 20 years and 2 children) But you have to TRY to move on at some point.