Today, when going to bed after a night of heavy drinking, my boyfriend told me he was in love with his cousin, and that she’s way prettier than me. Later in the morning, he said it was just "drunk talk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML
Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend video-called me in the middle of the night, drunk after a night out of partying. He told me that he was chatted up by a girl and proudly exclaimed that he told her off, given his status, all the while showing large hickeys on his neck. FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
You mean "ex-boyfriend," right?
poopface82 25
In vino veritas. Also, seriously, what the ****?
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Comments (6)
Hangryko 32
You mean "ex-boyfriend," right?
wrecklesswfire 3
no it wasn’t. Run away, FAST
poopface82 25
In vino veritas. Also, seriously, what the ****?
pjsr 33
Heavy drinking often results in heavy regrets.
Billsonhamsen 17
It seems strange to encourage drinking but then not like the results. People do and say all sorts of stuff when they're drunk that they would never do and stay otherwise. It seems like you and your boyfriend need to stop drinking.
Rake 18
Come on, no one will randomly say he is inlove with his cousin just because being drunk. It more like reveling his secrets. To his defense maybe it's so deep inside that he also not fully grasp it.
tiptoppc 21
I opened this post up and banjos started playing. Followed by the rest of the jug band…