Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the garden of my new house when a neighbour came over and told me to clear off or she would call the owner to tell them they were being burgled. When I told her I was the owner, she said I was clearly unsuitable to be living on this street, and to stop lying before she called the police. FML
Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML
Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML
Today, the elderly couple next door asked me to cut down a tree in their yard. It turns out they told me to cut down the wrong tree, and I cut down the tree they got married under. They now hate me and tell me they plan to sue me for damage to property. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, while I was home sick from work, my neighbor got packages delivered. Our apartments have had a lot of thefts lately so, being neighborly, I brought her stuff inside to wait. When she came home, I gave them right to her. Instead of thanking me, she told the office that I was the thief all along. FML
Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor… who is a cop. FML
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
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Top comments
thatkid00117 16
I suppose she got a stick up her ass
Miss_Chevious 37
Talk about nosy neighbour...
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Comments (46)
Miss_Chevious 37
Talk about nosy neighbour...
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
To be fair to the neighbor, I'd also be skeptical if a person different from the neighbor I saw 2 days was in my neighbor's lot with an axe.
chinaski7628 32
I'd be more skeptical of the person removing things from the property than the person performing upkeep and maintenance on it. But that's just me.
trex454 21
not to mention a lot of people hire someone to cut down trees. so it would be very reasonable for it to not be her neighbor cutting trees down
dogefriend 2
except he wasn't
thatkid00117 16
I suppose she got a stick up her ass
mohamed_H 21
What a bitch
Nyattack 14
It appears that she might dislike you...
monkeyfrommars 10
Just a little bit
mjtg25 3
nah she's just playing hard to get XD
RedCronos 17
Some neighbors have nothing better to do other than annoy the crap out of you.
ruckfules85 34
Sounds like she's got things a little backwards.
walid820014 20
Maybe she doesn't know you? Things will get better soon :D
GreyJedi 10
I like rusty spoons...
Jachin357 28
I like it when the red water comes out.
EwahWeeWah 21
I am pretty sure it's illegal to not report a crime. Try to get her punished for that, if it is.
NyxTheShade 8
Well does a shotgun work
ssnow_fml 20
Maybe she liked to feed the birds in those trees.
domolovesyoshi 33
Feed the birds by trespassing on your neighbours lot to do it.
Danne696 14
It could just be a simple mistake. If she thought that the person who stole the wood earlier were the owner then naturally she wouldn't report that person and also find OP very suspicious.