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Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
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Top comments
maskedman 9
This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?
austinkiser 3
should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"
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Comments (230)
mpclaw 3
I agree. I will give you one more chance however this evening however to prove him wrong.
isac1234 0
Hey Hun if it helps it's all about quality :)
craigi 3
Practice makes perfect.
ceepevoy 0
So buy a cucumber and get crack a lackin
fadingfaith 4
The truth hurts doesn't it? ;Da
Notorious_Puppy 0
lol
mbet3 1
That sounds like an FML for the boyfriend
erineegads 0
someones been sippin that haterade.
sweety503 0
girl dont take that shit to heart he madd that u aint blowing him nomo !
pinkredneck30 2
vicious, just shows another reason why he's an EX! jerk!