Anna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Prosecution time
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML
Idek
Perth, Australia
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Snoopy
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
destiny147
United Kingdom
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
LivingInSin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
News to me
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
notthebesttime
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Top comments
maskedman 9
This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?
austinkiser 3
should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"
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Comments (230)
havocmike 3
give better ******** next time
TrollisMe 5
Google how to get better.
CamdenMarie 6
Why try to prove the post wrong? If your boyfriend believes it, then you don't have to ever give him a ******* again, it's as simple as that, and say it to him. That'll shut him right up.
Lost_at_sea27 0
You should let me be the Judge of that.
CTM0 3
you tried at least
BBYgirl_22 3
probably.
misssoccer 0
you should probably work on getting better
thezero_fml 0
blows or should I say that sucks
blink831forever 13
Aww!! OP!! Why do you have to be so horrible at giving ********?! Has **** taught you nothing?! For shame!! That's the problem with this generation, no desire to be excellent in all they do.
xxAlphonsexx 0
LOFL