Anna
United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Prosecution time
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML
Idek
Perth, Australia
Sussy
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Anonymous
United States
Tact and charm
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Anonymous
United States
Snoopy
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
noway
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
So generous
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
destiny147
United Kingdom
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
LivingInSin
United States 🌶️ Spicy
News to me
Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife Facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML
notthebesttime
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Top comments
maskedman 9
This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?
austinkiser 3
should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"
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Comments (230)
Chiidori 0
Dick move. At least you give bjs.
wtfitsxash 3
you should give better head then ... TOTALLY KIDDING. but, yeah this situation is a get over it kind of situation.
mikaylaraymond 0
sorry op fyl well maybe if your bf is good he wont belive hime
AlexRen 21
ex:she does horrible bj
lisha88 1
block him on both of your Facebook pages and then prove it to your boyfriend that your great if ur not then practice makes perfect
Jekisbob 5
Good heads up!
HomeAl0ne 20
Possible mature response: Consider that maybe there's some truth in it, and ask your bf to show you what he likes. There's no harm if you don't take it personally. Possible immature response: Post on your ex's wall and ask if you can get some lessons from his boyfriend.
OfficeNinja 5
post a comment on his wall that it's not your fault his dick got caught between your teeth.
sakforduc 0
that's hilarious.
poobla 0
I bet you give awesome blow jobs.?
chasity_27 2
"Someone's" mad their your EX and not your CURRENT boyfriend. FYL for having an immature EXboyfroend op.