Today, I helped an elderly lady unscrew the cooling tank's cap from her smoking car. My reward? A scalding shower of toxic, pungent antifreeze that erupted moments after removing said cap. She didn't even thank me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML
Thanks, lady
Today, I made a cup of coffee for a lovely old lady on the dementia ward. She asked for quite a lot of sugar in her drink, but I didn't question it. The moment I gave her the coffee, she threw it all over me. While scalding my skin, it also stuck to me. FML
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML
Roofing hell!
Today, I was working on a client's roof. Some neighborhood kids thought it would be hilarious if they knocked over my ladder. I was stuck on this roof in serious heat. I caught the attention of a pedestrian to come to my rescue. It was a little old lady. She gave me the finger and left. FML
Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML
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arminium 0
dumb... just dumb. isn't that the first think we are taught about a car's engine? don't touch the radiator cap when it is hot, or if the car is smoking. YDI
VinegarStrokes 0
Dude you TOTALLY deserved it!!! You're not supposed to unscrew the cap to a radiator right after it has over-heated for that exact reason. It also states it on the cap itself or right next to the cap directly on top of the radiator for idiots like you. If you can't read because you're illiterate then refer to the common knowledge that liquid evaporates when heated up and the steam that is created in the process then pressurizes because it's trapped in a container and is violently released when that container is opened. If you don't know about cars over-heating, can't read, and don't have common knowledge then you shouldn't be ******* around in such a harmful situation regardless of your intentions. So once again-you TOTALLY deserved it. Deuche bag.
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pronounciations 5
lolllllll
LuukBaas 0
bitch:P
madmadd 0
whatabitch. ;)
Wheredidgrungego 12
12- whataboob?
arminium 0
18 - whataband
madmadd 0
whatablank
VinegarStrokes 0
Dude you TOTALLY deserved it!!! You're not supposed to unscrew the cap to a radiator right after it has over-heated for that exact reason. It also states it on the cap itself or right next to the cap directly on top of the radiator for idiots like you. If you can't read because you're illiterate then refer to the common knowledge that liquid evaporates when heated up and the steam that is created in the process then pressurizes because it's trapped in a container and is violently released when that container is opened. If you don't know about cars over-heating, can't read, and don't have common knowledge then you shouldn't be ******* around in such a harmful situation regardless of your intentions. So once again-you TOTALLY deserved it. Deuche bag.
48Connor 10
Feel the rad hose. If you can't squeeze it, don't touch the rad cap.
KingGeorgeGal 12
27: I understand he deserves it but how does that make him a douchue bag for trying to help?? & Op smackAbitch(;
kelseylou 8
Glad someone has common sense, 27!
geeksaresexy 18
Wow 2 people who can't spell 'douche'.. Isn't it normally he American way to drop the 'u' out of words not add extra ones?
IamSasquatch 0
thats like the single thing youre not supposed to do.
LordGoober 13
27- glad to know theres some people out there who aren't complete dumb *****, also you can take a shirt off and wrap it around the cap and barely crack it letting out steam and very little fluid onto the shirt and not you.
RetardedBullFrog 4
27, the problem is, if the OP's illiterate then your warning/teaching would be in vain and would probably be repeated again some other time thinking "maybe this time will be different o.o" but its good warning for people who knows jack shiz about how to handle car problems (like me).
Trololololololo_fml 7
I could have a go at you for unscrewing the cap on a hot engine. But I won't, even though it was a stupid idea. I say FYL, because at least you were trying to be helpful.
Jonscarl 0
I agree with 27
fthku 13
27, you were right about everything car-related, but why the hell did you call him a douche bag? Why the **** has this lately become a swear word that fits everything? "Look, that guy tripped, what a douchebag" "Haha, that guy entered the wrong password, what a douchebag" How does that even make sense? Also, I don't think FMLs where the OP is at FAULT should automatically be a YDI. Because he knows nothing about cars, he deserves getting burned? uh, yeah, great logic.
cupcakeslayer 0
104. - in case the OP lacked knowledge your average 8 year olds have he should have read the clear warning on the cap. instead he was so wraped up in trying to be a hero, he possibly damaged the car more THEN has the audacity to expect a thank you when he should be apologizing? I think 27 was being mild with the name calling
fthku 13
Trying to help an old lady is "trying to be a hero"? He was trying to help, and ****** up- that happens, we're all human. No need to be such a snob about it.
sj101990 3
27 is totally right, and my guess is that the old lady asked for help in the hopes of finding someone dumb enough to remove the cap while the engine is still hot. she probably got a good laugh out of it
guitgod1 11
TRYING to help is one thing but if you are ignorant enough not to know that unscrewing the radiator cap on a hot engine is a horrible idea then what exactly were you planning to do to help her? Op obviously knows nothing about cars and can't read warning labels so I'm guessing he should probably just leave it alone.
tjv3 10
you didn't heed the warning labels that said do not remove when hot???
WallyTheWombat 0
He's a douche because he's messing around with something he obviously knows nothing about. Would you try to remove a tumor from someone's chest without any medical knowledge? It doesn't matter if he's trying to help. When you're dealing with cars, especially when it's not yours, know what you're doing or you can hurt yourself or someone else.
vegan_muffin 5
That's a much more wordy version of what I was gonna say: you mean the cap that very clearly reads: EXTREME CAUTION: DO NOT REMOVE WHILE ENGINE IS HOT?
wond3rbread 0
amen
cfl383 0
bro your dumb....... one the cooling system is pressurized.... two if the cooling system keeps the engine cool and is at about 150 + running temp.... not to mention its even hotter if its over heating.... if you dont know what your doin dont be an idiot and pretend.... cuz you will get hurt
unluckiestperson_fml 14
That's so shit of her to not even thank you. At least you did something nice for someone, even if they didn't thank you
seekndestroy 3
OP didn't really help. All he/she really did was make a mess.
arminium 0
dumb... just dumb. isn't that the first think we are taught about a car's engine? don't touch the radiator cap when it is hot, or if the car is smoking. YDI
arminium 0
stupid iOS 5... thing, not think.
felipe87 2
I thought the same thing. op deserves it. never open a radiator cap when it is hot.
mft556 0
could not agree more YDI
geeksaresexy 18
I don't drive, don't have a licence and know nothing about cars.. Even I know better, I assume it would be like opening a steam cleaner while it's on.. Stupid OP!
Vash_41288 10
yea that is always a don't. for future reference before touching the cap check the hose that is connected to it , if it's hot wait, if it's stiff(non sexual ) then there is pressure so also wait till there is neither to unscrew cap.
nerdchic 5
hey igmos - he didn't say radiator cap.. he said cooling tank cap.. big difference.
afdude87 6
ma'am, where is said cooling tank then? :/
rooneyroo 0
the radiator IS the coolant tank! /facepalm
Stiggy626 25
cooking tank could be considered the radiator, but "coolant tank" would be your coolant reservoir tank, not the radiator *facepalm*
Tessa39 0
aren't nerds supposed to be smart? nice one igmo.
blaherman 12
lol girls and cars.
milansarpal 0
now you need to write up a fml for failing just now because the are the same thing
milansarpal 0
that was for number 42
latinjukes 2
everyone learns the hard way
lizeh 0
facepalm*....
seeunexttuesdays 6
I learned if the hoods smoking, you shouldn't even open the hood in the first place...
DrJesse 10
Most (if not all) radiator caps have a disclaimer ON THE CAP that says not to open it if its hot because of that reason.
ElementalDragon 2
@rooneyroo: yep, facepalm is right. The radiator isn't the coolant tank... The radiator is the RADIATOR. You do realize that the antifreeze doesn't just sit in the radiator, right? there's this thing under the hood called the coolant reservoir where the majority of the antifreeze sits when the engine isn't hot, and can be just as dangerous to open with a hour engine as the radiator itself.
3mikey1 9
yes it is... my dad mentioned that to me when I was like 11
Kris1987_fml 0
42 you' obviously know nothing about cars so unless you're giving me some keep your mouth shut.
childproofpizza 19
fluids can go in the radiator instead of their own tank. it depends on the car. what you do is pop the hood once it stops smoking (protecting yourself with a towel) and give the cap a quarter screw so it can release steam and pressure. once it cools down fully you remove the cap. then you wait for it to cool before adding any fluids or you could crack the radiator.
imustbeinsane 2
no good deed goes unpunished my friend
TheCountess 4
This.
skiier4life 1
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SeedlessMe 13
it
humorizer 14
I thought we were going to go for "sparta".
DesB 7
That's the number one rule! You NEVER remove ANYTHING from a smoking car! Come on now! I'm a girl and even I knew that...
JackDaniels10 0
it's common sense really but yes I'm also a girl and new that, my 10 year old cousin does too..sorry OP but YDI for not using your common sense..
ascott1127 0
I find that offending. I'm a girl am know tons of stuff about cars. just because your a lady doesn't mean you stand completely oblivious to cars and the things you go about doing to upkeep them.
wooiekid 0
actually there is something you should remove from a smoking car... yourself!
RetardedBullFrog 4
Sounds like this car overheating thing happens on a daily basis, that even your cousin knows what to do in car sotuations.
victimization 0
#63. 90% of the female population doesn't know anything about cars. just because you are a rare percent doesn't mean you should get your panties in a wad because she said that. Im part of that 30% of males that don't know anything about cars. I just drive em :D
JackDaniels10 0
#85 it dosent happen often, most of my family are car fanatics and they just wan him to know what to do in an emergency situation not that he would be any were near the smoking car obviously but he knows for when he's older and dosent end up with burns all over his face and toxic crap all over him..it's a good thing for anyone to know..just because he knows it's dumb dosent mean it happens often..think before u comment there's alot of other ways to learn these things then in an emergency situation..
iChel413 6
That was nice. I'm sure she appreciated it! A thanks would have been nice though. Who knows, she could have been having an awful day.
RetardedBullFrog 4
Well, if my car broke or overheated, I'd be having a pretty bad day too.
KARMAREBEL 0
Put it back on and leave it..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Karma is fake, I don't know why so many people believe in it.. :
Livinia 11
Even if she didn't thank you, you did something nice and karma will be on your side (:
Wheredidgrungego 12
That was just poor decision making OP. Don't **** with things that you aren't 100% sure about.
iChel413 6
So true.