Intimacy: Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2015 04:39

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

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By MollyMadamme - 01/02/2011 00:33

Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, while still stoned from his dental surgery, my boyfriend told me I give the best blowjobs he’s ever had. My parents were in the room. FML

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RWBYRose 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:29

Your current boyfriend has your ex's number? Why?

xlasxtchanxce13 22

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:30

I don't see what's wrong with this. Take it as a compliment

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RWBYRose 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:29

Your current boyfriend has your ex's number? Why?

xlasxtchanxce13 22

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:30

I don't see what's wrong with this. Take it as a compliment

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:31

Csn someone explain to me why the current boyfriend sent the ex boyfriend a message saying thanks about a *******.

tylercarolinex 21

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:34

I don't see the FML, I'd find it brilliant:')

jayennachristine 23

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:35

I feel like you have a bad taste in men

Atiq 7

Tuesday 11 August 2015 12:37

And how is tat FML for u OP

abbas07 20

Saturday 6 May 2017 5:49

can I get a *******

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