Today, I had to listen for over 10 minutes as my brother and grandmother discussed how much they hate me. They thought I was asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
Today, as I woke up early to do my physics homework, I heard my parents talk about how big a disappointment I am for them. They discussed how stupid, immature and how big a burden I was. They knew I was listening. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I was over my grandparents' house for my grandfather's birthday. For years they would talk to each other in Italian and I could never understand them, so I started to take an online class to teach myself Italian. Now I know all they talk about is how much they hate everything about me. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML
Today, I've finally accepted that my parents do not love me. They constantly do things that I hate, then casually remark to other people, "I think he's mad at me now." They also know my hearing is insanely hypersensitive, yet they're still obnoxiously loud for no apparent reason all the time. FML
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Brothers sometimes hate each other for the most unimportant reasons, but older relatives like grandmothers rarely do. If they aren't complete morons you should think about your own life choices.
ImpKit 7
Being old doesn't mean you can't be petty. My aunt doesn't care for my sisters or me... largely because she doesn't like her sister-in-law (our mother). Add the "misfortune" of me being born before her second child by a couple months... There's no reason to project onto the OP that they must somehow need to reflect heavily on their life choices. Grandma could be a jerk just because that's how grandma is.
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Ashamed_Sister 60
Brothers sometimes hate each other for the most unimportant reasons, but older relatives like grandmothers rarely do. If they aren't complete morons you should think about your own life choices.
ImpKit 7
Being old doesn't mean you can't be petty. My aunt doesn't care for my sisters or me... largely because she doesn't like her sister-in-law (our mother). Add the "misfortune" of me being born before her second child by a couple months... There's no reason to project onto the OP that they must somehow need to reflect heavily on their life choices. Grandma could be a jerk just because that's how grandma is.
mfranks19891989 10
I’m pretty sure they new you weren’t asleep when they were saying these thing and were just messing with you. I’ve done it before with my brothers