Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
foodismyfriend 0
At least he was being honest.
Damn_Hippster 11
*slow awkward clapping* welcome to the wiserhood OP's boyfriend.
chocol8m 6
ydi for duckfaces.
mmmPoptarts 6
Why would you do the duck face? Did you want to attract a duck hunter? Or maybe a man duck?
TheDragonWarrior 5
Or pieces of bread. Yum.
flockz 20
a man duck you say? "why hello there baby quack quaaaaack. mmm i love those thick tail feathers and your perfectly curved beak. your voice sounds like the splash of water on stones from my nearby pond. we can go back there if you like and i can caress your body and *puts on sunglasses* go down south for the winter."
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
It's not like duck facing was bad enough, but facial hair? Your boyfriend has done you a great service
JocelynKaulitz 28
Please, take that as a hint to STOP doing duck faces completely and not just to shave off the 'stache.
rdrr 2
That's a hairy situation.
perdix 31
#41, No! That's too many words after you lowered your sunglasses. You get one or two words after the sunglass drop to make the joke pop. Saying a whole sentence after that is why people generally hate the use of the schtick.
kaylib7162 6
OMFG you sir are brilliant!!!! I just spit coffee out from laughing at that!!!!!!!
BigDirtySteez 1
BANG!
Axipiter 24
Roadhouse.
doctorhook86 25
Hairy duckface? Gross.
cassiswimz 3
yes. yes he does.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Nobody likes it and we all laugh about it, yet many girls still do it! What ever happened to the cute smile? ^_^
itsgen 16
My thoughts exactly Besides op why make that retarded face in the first place? No cuteness is gonna come out of it ...
deransc 19
Please tell me it got you to stop
edixon0406 3
Did you really try to come on here for sympathy? You should know how the world feels about the duck face.
Iknoweverything 29
I can't figure out why girls think this is sexy! I'm wondering if there's some sort of troll out there that's telling girls that it's sexy so that the rest of the world can ridicule them. Given that most of these girls probably have no self-esteem anyway, they would probably do anything someone told them if they thought it would make them sexy.
vocaloidtiger 12
Well, I'm a girl and I can't even make the Duck Face. Lucky me. :D
jake12221212121 4
Don't even try to next time. >:C
thepersephone666 11
agreed
zandalee 20
He was actually being kind. It also makes you look like an idiot. A hairy one.
thesubconscious 9
Down with the duckface! He is just doing his part in the revolution
p3mguin 7
Says the guy with a duck as his picture haha
WiderWille 11
Says the guy with a penguin as his picture haha
zandalee 20
Says the guy with the toaster picture... No? *runs into a bush to hide*
itsgen 16
Lmao! These comments about the default pictures are funnier than the post
AnonTEARS 2
Hahahaha!!! Oh my god! Zandalee. Thank you.
thrashtildeath 9
quack!
HeartOfLead 24
You sir, are a duck.
COOL__Coal 12
YDI for doing duck faces in Facebook pictures.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Try scrolling down the news feed without coming across one, it's actually harder than you think.
MDTeddy 13
@46 I wish everyone did what you do. That way nobody would have all these friends they added just to feel popular. They are a joke. I also remove people who are annoying and people who don't respond to me.
WCARlover 35
Duckface is never attractive...he's doing you a favor by telling you...Nair time?
onlychildFTW 34
The duck face is just horrible. In all shapes and forms. And it's ugly on everyone too.
rawr_ily96 24
Everyone but ducks.
igive 29
I've always wanted to know what it is like to shoot a duck.....
Zedd_fml 8
Play duck hunt, until the dog starts snickering. And OP, YDI for making that face, glad that he didn't had a gun...and shave that moustache.
ladyLALAA 29
OMG! I remember duck hunt, haven't played that game in years. I don't even remember which console it came out on, anyone?
Myo_fml 20
You're 23 and don't know that Duck Hunt is a Nintendo classic? Sad childhood you must've had.
AwsumShyGuy 12
I'm 13 and I know that Duck Hunt came out on the SNES. Also, am I the only person who never actually tried to shoot the dog?
doctorhook86 25
105: You're 13 and wrong--Duck Hunt was originally an NES game. I remember playing it a decade before you were born, whippersnapper!
FML_Master2133 6
I remember plenty of games on the NES. It was my first gaming system. I just know the names of two. Duck hunt and super Mario bros 3. There was one game where you were king kong or a giant reptile and climbed buildings.
AwsumShyGuy 12
Was it? It's been a while since I last played it.
Dracoboxer357 36
120- That was Rampage, but I remember playing that on the Sega. Best 3 NES games when I was a young, IMHO, were Super Mario 3, Ninja Gaiden, and Double Dragon. :)
itsgen 16
117, win
Dracoboxer357 36
Hmm, maybe he could have been a bit more tasteful in his delivery, but would you prefer he Didn't tell you that, if it is true? (My wife and I have what we call Brutal Truth Moments, where we warn the other it's coming and to take it with a grain of salt but it's said anyways cause we feel it's necessary!)
Keliosan 6
Very well put. While I can't gather up even the smallest amount of pity for anyone that takes pictures making that stupid face, it's nice to see someone with some self control that doesn't see the FML and scramble to type "WTF Y U DUCKFACE!?!"
Axipiter 24
Mmmm... Tasteful. Like duck pate!
deransc 19
Sounds like his delivery was spot on
unknown_user5566 27
Draco, when it comes to the duck face, there is no reason to be tasteful. The duck face is an awful offense to photographs and should always be discussed in the least tactful way possible. ;)
yuggi1 11
I mustache you a question, do you shave it, wax it, or twizer it? Now you do. :)
whatsup215 0
I don't know if I love or hate this comment haha
yuggi1 11
Your point? I already know how to spell tweezer, but I meant tweeze. Anyhow, Google beat you to the punch. Hate my comment with its overused pun all you want. ~_~
rdrr 2
Your comment isn't all it's quacked up to be.
fahd4life 1
Haha #10 that was awesome.
Cartera 10
#103 - It's terribly over-used and unoriginal. Just like the doggy said. Such a cute doggy.
klovemachine 24
You get an A for effort, 10 :)
angeluv_2014 22
Thumbs up on the bro! :)
lifesabrees932 1
Two solutions 1. Shave/Wax 2. Don't do the freaking duck face!
A7XCamaro 19
Actually you missed the third option: Shave/Wax and don't do the duckface.
TheDragonWarrior 5
I'd combine the two solutions into one. On its own, each solution leaves a problem at hand...or face in this case.