Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1800-choke DAT hoe
The_Big_Boss 20
She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice
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Comments (89)
Junie_B 3
No kitty! That is mah pot pie!
illegalbeagle69 23
Screw you guys, I'm going home.
LowExpectations 30
Maaaa, kitty is being a *****.
flame5768 14
No! bad Mr. kitty!
lizard365 12
it seems like all she sees you for is sex and since she said"annoying emotions" she does not really care about your feelings, just buy her a ***** and leave better yet just leave and let her buy her own.
weveallbeenthere 30
at least you are useful.
shudson186 17
Deep throat her so hard... She definitely deserves the punishment.
rock_stud 9
You might wanna find a new **** buddy that you don't have emotions to.
CRC_101 31
See I'll go along with my boyfriend's friends' jokes to some degree, but you keep a large space between general joking and anything the person you care about would find an insecurity in. Granted, his friend would be an absolutely terrible friend if he were joking that the guy is a ***** with annoying emotions, so, I'm sure this is not the situation. She's probably a bitch, and I'm sorry for that. Do keep an eye on that friend though.
MissBehavin77 18
This irritates me. It's hard to find a guy that actually has emotions and OP ends up with one of the bitches who doesn't appreciate it. Hope you dump her and find someone else who likes who you are instead of just using you like a piece of meat.
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Well isn't she a great girlfriend. *Sarcasm*
xSapphireCloudx 4
You mean ex-girlfriend, right?
wvcheesehead 13
Well a ***** is the gift that keeps on giving, enjoy the ride.