Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1800-choke DAT hoe
The_Big_Boss 20
She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice
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Comments (89)
nolifeatall 6
how does it feel? welcome to a lady's life
SouthernLady12 13
Honesty is a great quality however.
Eltobak 13
Maby the 2 off u should just stop beeing in a relationship and change it to just lovers. Then atleast it wouldt be lies in it
SunTzu2 9
Sounds like your best friend may be a better ***** sooner or later
pratikp03 22
So...where exactly is the problem?
SpamPam 18
Am I the only one considering that his best friend could be lying? Idk but it's possible. either way sorry Op :(
beckshniddley 10
Probably saying he isn't bothered would hurt the most and getting with a nicer, and obviously more attractive girlfriend. That's what having exes is all about.
jlopez2150 6
Do you vibrate?
geni310 10
hope she's your ex now. let her buy a ***** & you get yourself a better girl.
Taylor22294 24
Stop having sex with her. And completely stop showing her emotions. Everyone forgets how good things make them feel once they get used to it.