Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1800-choke DAT hoe
The_Big_Boss 20
She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice
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Comments (89)
horneyhic 15
Sounds like permission to sleep with anything that moves
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Yeah. If she really isn't emotionally attached and is just using him for sex, she shouldn't care. Great way to turn it around on her.
RedPillSucks 33
Has to have the right number of holes.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Nothing wrong with a friend with benefits. Now you can find someone else without the emotional investment.
jl_word 10
Sounds like the perfect relationship!
91hayek 31
Though rare, this relationship sounds pretty good if you're just trying to hit it then quit it. Rather a ***** than a dud. With annoying emotions.
DatWeirdoDoe 9
Um does that mean she get extra horny around u?....or nah?
Cortezthe1st 23
Are you going to use proper grammar, or nah?
kurodansei 16
nah
kodaechan 6
she can buy a *****, while you get yourself a new girlfriend :)
ktmla 14
Dump her. She's definitely a dildon't.
tashahoneyy 13
oh OP I'm sorry:( that would hurt but on the plus side you must pleasure her well
Crofty92 17
You can do better, full stop.
Dinonick 15
2 things 1. Why would she admit it to YOUR best friend 2. Maybe your buddy is lying to get with her or something. you should probably get some evidence past "he told me so" For the record these are only what ifs. Im just exploring all possibilities
yoyocomeback 1
this is why every time I put a capital "A" on the internet, people start screaming about Illuminati
chickenfeet223 11
Arnt you a lucky guy
SpamPam 18
Tfw no gf