Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've been talking to. We ended up at his house around 4 a.m., but as we walked through the front door, his ex-girlfriend was sitting on the couch, apparently waiting for him to get home. They still live together. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, I was excited about being set up on a blind date by one of my new co-workers. It turns out the guy she thought would be a "totally perfect match" for me is the ex who cheated on me. FML
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Top comments
Kuibe 18
That my friends is what we call a prick.
Tarlachia 33
Join her in the Ex-Girlfriend Coalition?
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Comments (33)
nikkipettyfer 24
He should have at least had the decency to warn you
Tarlachia 33
Join her in the Ex-Girlfriend Coalition?
Kuibe 18
That my friends is what we call a prick.
gagafan91 10
It's not usually a good idea to go to a bar in search of real relationships. Still, that's rough.
gagafan91 10
I just realized you might have meant you already knew him from elsewhere and you just met up at a bar. If so, that's even worse. FYL.
jeffprobs 29
Have you ever stepped on shit? Thats what its like to meet guys like him. People like him give guys a bad name, but at least for me a lot of us are pretty nice
olpally 33
What a total d-bag. Hope he ends up alone now.
SixthSinEnvy 39
Take it as a compliment. You're worthy to be jealous of.
yerawizardlizzy 27
People like that will be jealous of anyone. They don't need a scale to rate people on.
Tripartita 45
God, I hope it was the host of Candid Camera.
thaqueen_fml 15
What a dick.
trellz17 19
Beat her ass and his.
tatertotx3 16
na, they should tag team in just solely beating his ass.
trellz17 19
Whatever, I just want someone to fight.