Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1800-choke DAT hoe
The_Big_Boss 20
She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice
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Comments (89)
That_Loner_Kid 7
**** her try to get over her and get on to the next one
communisttaco 16
I've got nothing
interesting33 37
I don't know the story OP but is it possible that you heard something that was misunderstood? It might well be that she said it but it seems a very harsh things for her to say and in the fml you said 'she basically sees me' which suggests you are taking what she said and putting it in different words. This is fine but I just want to check she really did say and mean that so you don't make the wrong conclusions. I should point out that it is also very possible that you aren't making the wrong conclusions - just thought you might want to be sure :)
EpicGuy70 13
She is just a ****** with a life support system that goes on random overloads. Dump her sorry ass and get yourself a real woman.
redress 2
That is so disrespectful. Be with someone who loves and respects you.
CatPasswd 9
you say that like it's a bad thing.
Jancey 1
Blahahaaa....Perspective
kelsorg 21
FDB would be a good song to play for this situation
thedude999 6
Dump her
Kittyphysics 21
I wish my boyfriend would open up more. She doesn't deserve you.