Today, my girlfriend admitted to my best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend woefully admitted that she thinks of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend, all while I was still inside her. FML
Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML
Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
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harrypotter955 19
1800-choke DAT hoe
The_Big_Boss 20
She enjoys the sex.. So you've got that going for you, which is nice
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Comments (89)
draokc 9
life could be worse....
xxcaitlannxx 15
Damn, you poor thing :(
Miss_Chevious 37
Tell your friend that, thats what a ****** with legs would say
Thebrassmonkey 0
So you found a girl will have sex with you without emotional attachments. And you see this as a bad thing?
LyricaSilvan 30
Um...wow... So I'm gonna guess she's your ex by now.
vibekiller 2
Break up with her and say that the reason is because she's bad in bed.
EwahWeeWah 21
Isn't that like referring to women as "walking vaginas"?
musictherapy 7
A male friend of mine used to live with a lesbian couple, and at one point, their strap-on broke or something. Long story short, he ended up being a ***** for them.
Nico97 3
buy her a *****, and attach a note telling her to f herself and you’re done with her unless she’s ok with being a fleshlight with an awful personality