Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
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Top comments
metalwolf 17
Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
ydi_4_suking 20
Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama
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Comments (115)
FMLinCA 12
awesome! this totally made me LOL.
muchagente 5
nothing can ever come near the warmth and emotional support of your biological family.
MaiDeath 0
Hahaa! That really shouldnt be funny...and yet it isnt in a way:/ no I feel bad
ollio412 0
awe :(
ollio412 0
ppl tht r saying its op faul tht this happened mustve had shitty parents. ur parents should b there whenever u need them and should support u and listen to ur problems
AelaBee 7
lol this made be laugh!! But it sucks that you got dumped :(
RKD 23
Sorry to hear, op! Don't worry, you will find someone nice and sorry to hear your mom overreacted, that wasn't a nice thing to do!
Skatejock21 0
Sucks that you got dumped. If the guy that dumped you made you cry, let him be, he's not worth your time. Move on, and for future's sake... don't go crying to your mother, or she might say something worse.
rainscotty 0
The truth hurts.literally
Pazu_fml 10
YDI for subjecting your mother to a ten minute long hysterical rant. I'd want to throw something at you, too.