Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
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metalwolf 17
Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
ydi_4_suking 20
Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama
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Comments (115)
kubleeka 0
ouch
Chris19801012 0
and apparently you still can't shut the **** up
ohmek 0
And now you're ranting on the internet about your mother. When will the agony end!?!
strawberrydreams 18
Wow, that ******* sucks. Teen love never really lasts anyway so there are other guys out there. Seriously, FYL OP.
TheKingofdaNerds 0
Maybe OP's mom doesn't speak whinese.
vdiaz 0
you "ran home and cried?" how old are you like 12?
forza_italia88 2
#61 i hope your partner dumps you so we can see if you cry like a '12 year old' or if you are so miuch stronger than the rest of us you heartless ********!!
KeefB 0
Haha 52 said listen to your children! That is a stupid idea. Ignore them unless its actually important.
daminantion 14
64- you're 17 bro; grow up and have a kid of your own, then we'll talk
KeefB 0
Not 17, and I wasn't being serious.
zolziski 11
I think it's safe to assume that the OP is, at best, a teenager. I also think it's safe to assume this wasn't a relationship that had lasted too long. The OP would have said "I got dumped by my boyfriend of x-amount of months/years" to get more sympathy. Once you realise this, you'll see it's only fair that OP's mother threw a book at her. She probably wasn't even aiming for her face. As someone else said, the mother had probably been trying to get her attention the whole time she was ranting and finally just wanted her to calm the "f" down. There is nothing OK about carrying on like a lunatic and OP's mom would be a terrible parent if she didn't snap her out of it, because let's face it, it's really hardly worth the OP getting that upset.
tyo1623 0
a book? ouch
Jenny_jen_fml 0
Thats mean