lex31
United States
Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tulsa, United States
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Giggity
United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
animal lover...
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Anonymous
Oakland, United States
Fetch!
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Lifes_a_bust
United States
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
Thanks Raymond
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Anonymous
United States
The Lovecats
Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML
catlady
Clifton Park, United States
Is gift
Today, I awoke at two in the morning to my cat putting his most recent kill on my chest. When I jumped up screaming, the dead mouse went flying and now my husband and I can't find it. Better yet, now both my husband and my cat are giving me the silent treatment. FML
Top comments
sosadrightnow 4
Aw, your cat's so thoughtful!
BluPenguin 3
how nice of your cat!
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sosadrightnow 4
Aw, your cat's so thoughtful!
ImRawrtastic 0
wow that's an amazing gift
Ajjas013 6
**** that, your cat was just showing off what she got from her awesome aunt. She didn't get you shit, so stop trying to make yourself 'worth something' by saying "Oh in your face, I got a gift from my cat and you didn't" You didn't get anything. Your cat is a pimp. Pimpy hoes FTW :) Yes, I'm crazy.
MadaZer0 8
This is why I hate V-Day >.>
farsidee 0
Haha!
sourgirl101 29
^You should only hate V Day if you're single or broke.
sourgirl101 29
or don't own a cat
Nsnlover 0
high five ajas
gewt 4
It's a ninja pimp cat assassinating mice and leaving the corpses on your step to mock you.
TuM_TuM 0
theres your valentines day dinner too!!!
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Rat-stew...yummy XD
TuM_TuM 0
lol
texas_justice 0
...so, how did it taste?
MF12 0
my 7th grade teacher got a bunny head from her cat on mothers day
jeaniechic 0
lol.. that's kind of sad...:'(
DonkeyDelight 0
Least you got a present this year, ungrateful bitch.
Fusion_King1 0
nah. rat-atouille XD
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
yeah this made me laugh out loud. my cat used to do that too
Almostskater22 0
hey atleast you got something
rlm2112 0
Nice!!!
pariah13 0
they're just being a pussy
Hanban 0
Why do cats leave traces of their kill? Why don't they just eat it? But at least, I'm grateful that they kill those rats...
BluPenguin 3
how nice of your cat!
grovyle210 3
the greatest present ever1!
catatonicsleep 17
Aww he really loves you. My cat once brought me a bird, it wasn't quite dead and was flapping around the kitchen, and a mouse that my brother trod on and squashed...
blackllama 0
Even nicer!
insidejokeswithm 0
Lool! ^^ And OP? Love is in the air..or is that dead mouse I smell?
BirdieCurls 25
Once my cat brought in a bird... my friend and I just sort of ran about trying to stop it from flying around while the cat sat there laughing evilly in her head.
Sindyy 0
That's his way of asking you out you moron. -.-
thor89 0
asshole you have a thoughtful caT
soccerrocks 0
I can tell that you have a nice p***y
BadPinkKitty07 0
ROTFLMAO @ soccerrocks, I was just waiting to see a comment like that.
BrownSugar_fml 5
Aww what a useful cat! That's love right there. Happy V-day!
Icarus_II 0
Your cat went out of it's way to kill an animal and forfiet its lunch to you? What more could you possibly ask for?
kdinsfrestar 0
Your poor cat, it probably put its heart and soul into choosing that present and you reject it :( I bet you didn't even get your cat a card...
sosadrightnow 4
hahaha
gingersnapper 0
ROFL!
anthraxcp 0
lolwut the fyl part is that it's your first valentines day present
anela_fml 0
that's so sweet I hope you accepted