Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
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metalwolf 17
Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
ydi_4_suking 20
Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama
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Comments (115)
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Well, now you know that he's not meant for you . It's not like you really loved him right.? Next time, try ranting to your friends because obviously, your moms not that supportive.
kfury19 0
agreed
metalwolf 17
Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
afdude87 6
agreed
NoThanks999 19
*Sighs* OK, lets fix your grammar. Were you talking for ten minutes straight*(,) or was it an conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes straight*(,) you deserve(ed) it. Sorry about your break up(,) but come on(.) Your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
Terezi 0
My comeback would have been, "It's no wonder Dad left you. You're a heartless bitch!"
jweezy89 4
I may be wrong but I think you're projecting a little here.
lolaisagirl 0
wow..haha, harsh!
perdix 31
Your mom was trying to read, and for you Floridians, that's a real strain! If you saw she was busy, you should have just said you'd been dumped and gone to your room and cried. She'll come to you if she's interested in the tedious details.
SisyphereanTask 2
Suck it up princess. Life sucks deal with it. YDI for being a crybaby and annoying your mom with your pathetic whining.
Fakeddd 0
Finally, an intelligent comment.
Lizz7 0
[sigh] I'm sorry. I have the tendency to rant and rave for hours when I'm upset, too. Come rant at me. I'll listen.
fleh 0
what a ******* gouache bag
DocBastard 40
Can I reasonably assume that "gouache" is the illegitimate love child of "gauche" and "douche"?
dirtherder 1
that's what I got out of it, doc
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
20 - That must be a very pretty bag!
ghbetuehe 0
Was the book hardcover? :0 Well, it doesn't matter anyway, that was a bitch move!
bankrupt 15
Well this is an ugly turn of events. It's bad enough to get dumped; it's worse to have a mother who doesn't give a rat's ass. You can find a new boyfriend but you are stuck with the bitch mom. As the daughter of another bitch mom, you have my most abject sympathy. I hope things get better for you.