Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I was trying to explain to my mom that I've been having panic attacks. I ended up having a panic attack from talking about having a panic attack. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I turned off my boyfriend's Xbox while he was playing because I wanted to talk to him about getting more serious with our relationship. As I did so, he said, "That's not the only thing you just turned off" and promptly broke up with me. FML
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metalwolf 17
Were you talking for 10 minutes straight or was it a conversation? If you really ranted for 10 minutes you deserve it. Sorry about your break up, but come on, your mom shouldn't have to suffer.
ydi_4_suking 20
Just shut the hell up and don't be all full of drama
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Comments (115)
android360 0
FYL for having a mother who doesnt care but YDI because you ranted to her, if I were you Id write all my feelings down on paper.. Thats why diaries are invented... use them
justinfailz 0
you obviously know nothing about kids that or your just a stupid ass hole that dosent care for anyone because something bad happen'd to you so you decide to make other ppl feel like shit for having emotions
justinfailz 0
you really don't know what this site is for do you it's expressing bad stuff that happens to you so you can vent it on a site hopping to god that some fagg bag like you dosent make it worse
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
Haha that was awesome! She does have a point...no one likes a whiner
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
Haha that was awesome! She does have a point...no one likes a person who whines a lot!
theonlysweetpea 10
#75 is so stupid. Things like that are a fairy tale. Family is family
Mistery510 6
cry baby
swagerific227 0
wow......thats quite a mom u got there
milky953 0
awesome mum not even joking..
Gabbymcbride 2
FYL, cause your mom should have understood. But YDI too, for being annoying.