Today, I went to the pool. As I started going up the steps to use the water slide, a kid no older than 10 yanked my swim trunks down to "see what's down there." FML
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Blizzards 13
OP here, he was behind me the whole time (he blamed it on his sister). Thankfully, he only pulled it down enough to expose my butt. I pulled my trunks up, but I didn't say anything and just acted as if he wasn't there.
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TourettesGuyFTW 26
What did he find?
luhar 7
Simple. Yank his pants down and spartan kick him in the chest as hard as you can to project your manliness.
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TourettesGuyFTW 26
What did he find?
oj101 33
An udder. Poor kid, he'll be scarred for life.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What?! That is udderly preposterous!
oj101 33
Randomness is not everyone's cup of toaster.
omgitsmoe 26
Did he like what he saw ?
InfamousRaider 15
You automatically assume that the kid was a boy. It could've been a girl.
Blazinthatshit 9
Uh no.. an udder is part of a cow.. and cows are all females.. bulls are male. So they were saying shes a female, actually.
Blazinthatshit 9
Ignore my comment.. I read the person-above-me's comment wrong and didn't have enough time to edit my previous comment. Sorry.
Mossears133 15
37- When someone says " kid" it's generally a boy. You usually just say "girl" if it a girl.
suboy 10
This fml is way to vague. Cant figure out the gender of OP or the kid.
TayonaC 10
well because op said bathing suit, I think its okay to assume they are female. most guys would say trunks. and that would make he child a boy...
Jelbeztok 17
they were both guys.
lloyd123 17
i could help! :p
ygdrassil 17
Am I the only one who can see the male sign at the top of the FML? OP's a guy.
ns1985 15
Did what he see satisfy his curiosity?
hemz_fml 13
That's ma boy!
chickenwingz 5
Did you impress?
jnanderson 16
It went okay
luhar 7
Simple. Yank his pants down and spartan kick him in the chest as hard as you can to project your manliness.
Tthug 34
Assuming OP is a person of moderate strength, that would most likely kill the child. I assume your comment is somewhat in jest, but if you touch someone's child, they're bound to show up instantly and threaten to sue you for being a pervert, if not seriously injuring their child.
luhar 7
IT'S A JOKE
blankjack 6
Threatening to sue.. Just another day in the USA..
watchme 11
I think it's a girl cause OP said bathing suit and most guys would just say trunks or something.
SumBur 11
Oh, Buzz Killington. I didn't see you there.
CoGhostRider 31
If someone spartan kicked my child I can assure you I would not threaten to sue. I would Luke Skywalker that sucker
IworkAt711 14
46- I dont see how getting your hand cut off and kissing your sister would do anything.
mif_fml 27
I hope it didn't scare the child..
olpally 33
I hope you pulled them back up and cut in front of him/her and went down the slide before him/her. What a little shit.
Tthug 34
Nope, OP totally just went in their birthday suit for the rest of the day...
jnanderson 16
Thats what i would do @20
Blizzards 13
OP here, he was behind me the whole time (he blamed it on his sister). Thankfully, he only pulled it down enough to expose my butt. I pulled my trunks up, but I didn't say anything and just acted as if he wasn't there.
olpally 33
Good job op! Lol. Glad it wasn't that bad then!
Fedezzer 20
"Trunks". Well that's certainly settled a few disputes, most people are under the impression you're a girl. It's probably just wishful thinking.
AninOnin 24
Maybe. I'm a girl and I wear swim trunks xD Edit: Ah, OP is a guy! Didn't see his later response to #19.
SparklyCuntt 12
women were swim trunks too dumbass. but yeah op is a guy.
SparklyCuntt 12
*wear
kitty292 9
Now the question is.... Why doesn't a 10 year old boy know what is down there? Since OP is a guy.
blondie1205829 8
The op is a boy
Fedezzer 20
Leave it be #70, that's my job.
Smoldering 15
Can't they see the gender sign in the left corner? #66 how can they miss it?
Lacist 19
There was none before.
Risho96 10
@76 Maybe the "little kid" was a girl?
ZombieInConverse 13
Where the hell were his parents?
Tthug 34
Probably somewhere else...relaxing, not following their child around at a pool. Depending on the pool, lots of parents let their kids do their own thing and they sit there and relax.
SWC_Penguin 17
Holy Hell, #23. Do you know how unbearably crowded the water park would be if every kid had an adult holding their hand?
suboy 10
Whos to say it was a boy?
threer 30
OP is.
MEM0817 18
Poor kid was probably traumatized. *light sarcasm on the word poor*
mif_fml 27
Creeper.
upallnight11 19
And... Did he get a good look of what's down there?