Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML
Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML
Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
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MCart_fml 0
Delete Friend/Block Button. Harassment from the fam is still harassment. #8, totally with you, some people never get enough of laying their anger on others to make themselves feel better.
Vball6 19
And how exactly do you know he/she is 18?
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MCart_fml 0
Delete Friend/Block Button. Harassment from the fam is still harassment. #8, totally with you, some people never get enough of laying their anger on others to make themselves feel better.
blah_blah_shity 0
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you're a jerk. at least you can listen to her, she gave you birth!!! whiny jerk.
haleyneal 0
this should not have gotton any negative votes cuz i totally agree even though i would do the same thing
kyliebear 15
I disagree. Just because someone gives birth to you doesn't mean you ALWAYS have to respect them, it's totally normal for someone to be angry at one for a reason. And the mom might've started the argument, therefore OP disrespecting their mom has nothing to do with it.
oNisao 21
Respect should be earned.
Cloudy_fml 0
You're 18. Either get a job and move out, or live with it. If your mommy is still supporting you, she still has authority over you.
Vball6 19
And how exactly do you know he/she is 18?
VexDraham 0
Wow... a parent that is into technology... thats almost a first. lol Oh and #1... move out of your moms house, and get laid man ... thats all the advice that I have for you. lol
zomfgwtf 0
My mom has Facebook. When she leaves her Facebook on just quickly hide yourself from the stream and such. But w/e still sucks.
iShinee 0
Yet another example of why Facebook blows..
Sonalis 9
What exactly did you do that got you into this mess?
Sportsfreak2034 0
hahaha im so gald my mom hate most of technology...although she does text me haha
SirAlan 0
never add a parent on FB!
sblove 0
wow that sucks sorry to hear that