Today, I am expected to write an 8 page essay, due tonight. The reason why I don't even have one page yet? My mom decided to take away the only computer I have the essay saved on because I have an 'F' in English. The essay is for English. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML
Today, I broke my dominant hand. My teacher insists we hand-write our essays. I called and asked if it was okay for me to type up the essays. She said no. I have two essays due tomorrow, which count for half my grade. FML
Today, I realized I forgot to write a 5000 word essay for my English class. I tried to be calm since I had until midnight to finish, and it was only 8pm. I typed for three hours straight,and finished the assignment. I read over the instruction again, and realized it only had to be 500 words. FML
Today, I got an F because I’m an idiot and wrote my essay on WW1 instead of WW2. I offered to resubmit a correct essay, but my mom stormed to school to demand it be changed to at least a B, because it was a good essay, even if it was on the wrong war. God, she’s impossible and embarrassing. FML
Today, my mum deleted my college research assignment on rape because the subject was too vulgar. I had worked on it for the past month and it was worth 50% of my grade. It's due tomorrow. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night to make me help my brother write an essay. I read what he wrote so far, gave him my suggestions, and went back to bed. She woke me up 30 mins later because he just sat and stared at his paper instead of fixing anything. Somehow that's my fault. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I had to hand write a 10 page essay for one of my classes. When I turned it in I got an automatic zero. It was written in blue. Not black. FML
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
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fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
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Comments (297)
junebug092 0
^^ fail
_swimcutie_ 0
Wooooooow.. that's sucks.
texas_justice 0
...I used to say my dog ate my assignment. try that excuse.
asianwolf 2
every teacher knows that one now. you have to be really creative to get away now.
rt58killer10 20
But what do you do when your dog really did eat it? It happened to me once.
TahoeFMler 22
Too bad you didn't communicate with your mom sooner. YDI.
crazycornn 0
you're an idiot. you can't say it's the OP's fault because they didn't prevent it from happening. it's like saying a bystander is guilty of a bank robbery for not preventig it.
crowbar87 0
I can say it's the OPs fault because he should not already have a F
ilikepie789 0
no its really not like that at all
ilikepie789 0
that was for 126
blueeyes24 0
Still though if he had already done all the research for the paper... it wouldn't be that hard to rewrite it. Even if it is supposed to be typed if you gave the teacher a hand written copy bc of "computer issues" you should at least get some credit.
nomnommonster 0
well, explaining will probably do you loads of help.
facingforeverr 0
agreed. i mean, common sense people
xd0rkiee 0
I think it's #2.
PsychoMerk 0
haha xD win.
mezsed 0
that's just dumb
Zills 0
My mom and dad would just unplug my Internet d-link and put it in the safe. ;p.
venomKILLS13 0
yea wow tht sucks.. haha
TypicalCat 0
haha
Pointy130 0
Maybe if you tell your teacher, he/she'll call CPS! Yay poorly thought out revenge!
LtHoward 0
Your own fault for having an F in the first place.
kkamp516 10
Nobody cares if ur first you fucktard.
oxaviero 0
damn I wanted firs5
Your_Dad 0
what a ****. 0_o
fueledbyshar 0
Get off of FML and get writing!
asianwolf 2
proof op is a slacker
Redphobia 0
I agree with that completely. If OP would of worked with that report when it was assigned and not have slacked off, he/she would not have to complain in the first place. And I'm pretty sure OP's mom would let them use the computer to turn in the assignment.
Misguided_Ghost 0
your mom is stupid. = sorry.
Eddie_Paints 0
It's called a flash drive..... look into it!