Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
No Easter for you.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Bright side... Your boyfriend's parents will not be forgetting you anytime soon.
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Comments (71)
josace 9
How do you accidentally sit on rabbit?
Grenith 21
OP is from China they probably just made it into stew.
Epikosity 15
My sympathy goes to you and the rabbit but I must ask...How did you manage that?!
magickiss87 22
ALWAYS watch out when going to sit down. You never know what you could be sitting on, whether or not it'd break or it'd hurt you. Idk how people don't know that they're sitting on piles of stuff etc. Maybe I'm just the only one who watches out for my surroundings.
Biker187 13
Dumb rabbit, stew time
SquirrellyGirl 20
You sat on a rabbit!!!!! Wow.... That sucks
Winona_Crystella 5
It's terrible that I laughed at this.
tiredofwaiting 25
Poor bunny.
shotgun_girl 17
DO YOU NOT LOOK WHERE YOU SIT!? You don't know whats on the seat coulda been a cake or anything else breakable/squishable! All better than a bunny though!
EdenZombies 9
I was very startled and confused for the moment that I read rabbit as rabbi. Now I'm still startled, but also relieved.