Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I invited my very animal-phobic boyfriend over. I have a dog and a rabbit, who are always well behaved, so I insisted they wouldn't do him any harm. My dog peed all over his shoes and my rabbit furiously humped his leg and wouldn't let go. He's now even more terrified of animals. FML
Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML
Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
No Easter for you.
FunnnyGirrl 19
Bright side... Your boyfriend's parents will not be forgetting you anytime soon.
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Comments (71)
AlwaysWatching 27
How could you have killed it just from that
udderbutter 15
Rabbit stew
NotPsycho 17
Your life's sucks... But not as much as the rabbit's.
sashazur 4
Unless you already knew they had a rabbit that had free run of their home, you can't really be blamed - so don't be too hard on yourself. But even if it's not your fault - and even if they know it too - things will still be very awkward. Hopefully you can get past it with everyone eventually. Good luck!
Hop6e 22
Guess we're getting glasses?
boudica9 6
why would they let their bunnie run loose. they go potty everywhere. seems kind of nasty. dont worry about it. if they didnt warn you a bunny was on the couch then it really isnt your fault. they can get another one when or if they are ready for a new one. no worries smiles and hugs to you.
betweenwinds 18
If you litter train your rabbit properly, they use that litterbox faithfully and are no more messy than a cat. They're also not all that small (even dwarf breeds), so how OP managed to miss that there was a rabbit beneath their bum at some point before it was too late and bunny was squished, I have no idea.
Witchylady 18
How on earth could you have sat on a rabbit.
Silverfeathery 21
That is just awful...
PePziNL 20
Maybe it just didn't carrot all anymore.
mintlegendary 14
Hoppy Fathers Days