cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
McSteamy
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
carlyalexia
The road to hell…
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
therosalina
Duluth, United States
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Anonymous
Arecibo, Puerto Rico
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Nchristine
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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c_wyld 21
Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.
drayloon 50
I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...
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False_Stupidity 42
I once crashed my dads 4x4 through the garage when I was learning to drive. Shit happens. Hopefully there's a lesson learned here and your parents get over it... Eventually.
snarkytruth 37
How long did eventually last for you? I've seen it in videos and comedy's but can't imagine the horror everyone must have felt. (Or the cost to repair something like that) At least you survived it and your parents!
JazNim17 18
I backed my dad's truck into a pear tree when I first got my learner's permit. I kept waiting for him to strangle me for weeks. It can take a while for parents to forgive that sort of thing sometimes.
yolololol3 17
Was it an accident or can you not drive?
devi_916 39
Would you happen to live in an area that has been bombarded by snow like I do? That would make this seem less like just plain bad driving if the road conditions are crappy. We can't even see our roads here.
tdawg91 17
I feel like it's every child right of passage to crash their parents car at least once... Congrats on the double whammy!
Mossygirl357 12
That sucks. I'm sure your parents won't be letting you drive anytime soon.
Desticles69 13
you should probably stop driving.
codytallica 38
YDI, for not knowing how to drive
xwingtwo 15
I see more drivers Ed in your future.
rungta34 11
Practice makes perfect.
Spentpoet 26
Did his car take it in the back or the front?