cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
McSteamy
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
carlyalexia
The road to hell…
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
therosalina
Duluth, United States
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Anonymous
Arecibo, Puerto Rico
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Nchristine
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
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c_wyld 21
Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.
drayloon 50
I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...
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HeWillBeLoved105 22
At least it wasn't a strangers car..
flyerpretender 3
Ahhh.. A wonderful start of the "yur-daughter vs my-daughter" argument!!! FML OP... Hope da insurance works out!!!
EarlFug 19
My first day driving a company car I got clipped. Not my fault but I was dreading the fallout. Next day our president breezed past my desk and said "Hey, Crash! How's it going?" and kept walking.. Hope your parents are that cool. Accidents happen.
ImNotFunny11 3
Were your parents on vacation? I swear I read them posting about that earlier...
sakat38 10
If it makes you feel any better, I have now hit my truck with my mother's truck twice. The only damage was a small paint rub (which came clean from my moms truck) and the dent in the rear quarter panel of my truck (which is hardly noticeable after my dad hit it with his fist).