cactii
United States
Two in one
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
McSteamy
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
carlyalexia
The road to hell…
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Karma?
Today, the day after I bragged about never having a car accident in my life, I mistakenly put my car into Drive instead of Reverse and crashed into my own house. FML
therosalina
Duluth, United States
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Anonymous
Arecibo, Puerto Rico
Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. I accidentally reversed while still in the driveway, and I instinctively hit the brakes. In my panic, I accidentally let go of the brakes, and ended up reversing straight into our house, all while my father yelled "NOOOOOO!" FML
Nchristine
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Anonymous
San Ramon, United States
Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Top comments
c_wyld 21
Now crash your Uncles car into your Aunts car.
drayloon 50
I don't think you're getting a car as a graduation gift anymore...
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Comments (97)
nightwalker707 8
It'd be twice as funny if you were on your way to the DMV for your exam.
ooooohboy 15
Well that sucks
HaonSnevets 12
My brother crashed my dad's car into my dad's motorcycle once lol
mmazzaa 16
Death to you op
gsam99 20
if you live anywhere near where this storm is, you completely deserve it for driving at all.
SideOfTheAngels 23
Blame it on the nargles and run.
MisterGasMoney 16
I really hope you're a legal driver. If you're not, YDI for being stupid.
Phoenix88_fml 6
How is that your life sucks rather than you deserve it? He crashed his mom's car into his dad's car... how is that not his fault?
blackonblight 33
If it happened in the driveway or right in front of the house, it may have been just bad timing.
brand125 17
66 - what if it was bad winter weather conditions, and on the way home the roads froze and so did the driveway? so quick to judge
tdawg91 17
Ever heard of a learner driver? Mistakes happen mate
ajs1987 15
Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. *agent appears*
snarkytruth 37
That second sentence was for the OP I think it was obvious but still I don't want you to think that I had you confused with the OP or was over reacting to your comment because it sounded so selfish. On second thought, you were probably just trying to be funny and didn't really mean it like it sounded. Sarcasm can be tricky. In that case I apologize and extend to you the benefit of doubt.