Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
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Top comments
tounces7 28
You clearly need a wider driveway if you have so many freaking cars packed back to back.
genuinegoodguy 9
Maybe get an eye test?
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
It's not clear. Was the car new or the company? Either way, it looks like your dad will have to find a new company.
genuinegoodguy 9
Maybe get an eye test?
tounces7 28
You clearly need a wider driveway if you have so many freaking cars packed back to back.
Jeremy Strang 7
Probably one of those people with a garage full of random crap and four cars all piled up in the driveway.
alex_jaguara 33
You! Get out of the gene pool! Now!
BurnInDemonFire 39
You need to cut down on the car-bs.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I see by the gender icon that you're a female. I can't tell you how many dash cam fail videos I see where the guilty party is a female. Seriously, you're making us all look bad.