Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 45
OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.
kenshinjapan 2
Why did you break up with him them? YDI
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Comments (106)
hateplow 3
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krazy_glu3 0
why would you feel bad about breaking up when you did it? let me guess... now you are jealous too? typical.
PadfootLovesPie 16
That's not what the fml is about. It's about the fact that he ALREADY found someone and she JUST broke up with him. says something
dragsdotasniper 2
you totally deserved it. thats it
Zmeilerr 22
Well, at least he didn't cheat on you.
stilldrunk88 6
player!
Zmeilerr 22
Well, at least he didn't cheat on you.
Zmeilerr 22
Well, at least he didn't cheat on you.
FML858 0
HAHA FAIL. & first. maybe next time yu should think before yu speak.(; or don't pick such an asshole
mintcar 10
Don't break up with someone unless you absolutely mean it.
Zmeilerr 22
Well, at least he didn't cheat on you.