Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my partner by leaving a love letter on his car's windshield while he was at work. He texted me later saying, “You know you left that on my coworker’s car, right?” Now some stranger thinks I want to “snuggle forever.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
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thektulu7 0
Maybe because you wrote on his car? What did you write with? I hope it was in the dust or with something washable.
amazinggbaby 2
Most people want to ask the person in a unique way, I think her idea was thoughtful. soo that's probably why she wrote on his car and he shouldn't have been mad about that ...
abm89 0
I'm sorry, but that's one of the easiest ways to piss off a guy. Never write on someone's car without their permission.
terranada 3
r u retarded?? guys love their cars more than they love their penises! YDI for being a stupid loser!
crazymase 9
obviously you don't have a penis. ^^
DoorMatCat 3
LOLWIN ^
thebatboy 4
I wouldn't say that......
death_dolphin24 0
P189- I'm a 14 year old boy. No car, but I have a penis. I think I'd rather have a penis.
seacadet 18
"Are you"?
Dutchie2010 0
Well writing on his car is not such a good idea because then he has to wash it off and all...
MrJentipede 2
Haha, that guy is a class act.
matt5217 4
hey, just wanted to let you know that you are white
ohhboyy 0
a simple note on the windshield would do.
jaxx11 0
burn! lol ...and she probably wrote it with window chalk (which does not come off easily at all) i would be pissed and say no too
zoecakes 0
I agree with #4. You didn't need to write all over his car. However, if the boy really liked you, he wouldn't have cared and would have said yes. So, your life is ****** because the boy isn't into you but you deserved it for writing all over his car (like really.. he's a guy.... don't mess with his car).
dartpimp 0
#6 he'll yea you never mess with a mans ride. whether a beat up old truck, a brand new 370z or even a rusty fiesta never mess with a mans ride!!!!!!
TelephoneChoir 10
Ummm... Just saying, I don't think you should mess with anyone's car...
blackliar 0
...Why did you write all over his car???? That's weird. And a tad bit creepy.
lifesabit 0
ehhhhhh atleast you weren't like stalker girl.......
King_of_Kings 3
i'd be shit livid if someone wrote on my car.
King_of_Kings 3
#8 oh yeah. those losers. i remember that FML. my #21 comment was great. your refering to the my friend and i spied on my crush from the roof one. right?