Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 45
OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.
kenshinjapan 2
Why did you break up with him them? YDI
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Comments (106)
Argueta 0
**** him find some one els....trying to be a player
ohhwhatssgoodd 0
wow.... using your brain helps with hiding hiding shit from others
vharkish 2
You Deserve it. and you ain't gettin him back. Stop you bitchin. You Lost, He Won. Game over. Do feel sorry for you if you think you deserve a nice guy like that in your life. You deserve a dog who'll follow you where you go, not a man. Good thing for you ex, cause he Manned up - Props to him :) Learn something so you don't fk up next time. and won't feel bad if he goes cause obviously you still have feelings for him. Plenty of fish in the sea
rockefoe 6
you gotta mean it if you do it hun.
anonymous2003 0
So you dump him and am all upset because he moved on right after, because you'll feel better if he had cried.
BubbaDoose 0
agreed with #8 "Make threats not promises"
terry19 0
fyl, for being an absolute tool.
feedurhead19 0
Never Apologize!-_- .... guys shuld never be felt sorry for. lol
adela119 0
YOU broke up him so shutup.
hateevryone 15
why you apologizing? whats done is done