Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 45
OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.
kenshinjapan 2
Why did you break up with him them? YDI
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Comments (106)
beastin34 0
well he was single so too bad
blitz426 0
why are u crying about it . u broke up with him
ErbodyLuvsDaLulz 4
I like how her comment consisted of just two sentences.
baseballgirl25 6
so the girl was at the mall u sure he wasn't picking up his sister an lying to make u upset
goldfish78 11
it's like you swallow it back after you spit it out!
stevenmx86 8
I hate flaky people.. You suck and deserve it op...
sivuplay 0
you broke up with him, he already found someone else. obviously it wasnt working out, obviously you didnt hurt him. i see no fml here.
angeljewlz 7
Just because he's with another girl doesn't mean he didn't get hurt. I know a lot of guys that have flings with other girls after they break up. I've been told that's how they try to forget about their Ex. OP you brought it upon yourself, try to suck it up and move on.
sivuplay 0
sure, ive done that myself. but within a few hours? thats pretty bad. he gave no time to mourn the relationship, so it must not have meant much to him. theres usually a buffer zone for these kinds of things, unless youre in high school or you have no self respect. i just got out of a 4 year relationship, its been 3 months since break up and i still dont see myself with another girl any time soon serious or otherwise.
vbmg152 19
YDI!!! I hate when people play games with other peoples feelings! What'd you expect him to do? Sit around eating Ben & Jerry's & crying? He's a dude, he went out & got someone else!!!
ranger186 1
DUMB BITCH ydi
needleinmypants_fml 3
ydi.. you broke up with him. what do u expect? for him to be crying his ass off for a moron like you?