Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.
kenshinjapan 2
Why did you break up with him them? YDI
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Djlj 1
Is there more than one op? If not aren't you mad at your two best friends for cheating with your bf, pregnant to your friends old crush and figuring out a valentines for someone youhave been inside but not serious about? Days of our Lives have nothing on you. I'm impressed.
wolves91 0
Your freakin stupid what did you expect? him to be like "oh you were just mad? I understand I'm on my way to your house with roses" you broke up with him and he got over you that's how things work.
ben_d0ver 0
OWNED sit dowwwn
treehugger1991 0
Yeah, YDI. You're lucky he even replied to you. I wouldn't want to talk to you after that. Also, you should want him to be happy! If you cared at all, you would want the best for him. And if you're hurt that he's found someone, then you probably shouldn't have called it quits. So...get over it.
sallen0046 4
You broke up with him. You don't get to complain about how the break up is life-******* because he moved on. If you weren't serious about it, you shouldn't have ended the relationship. If you were, it's none of your business what he does now.
christian50 0
He moved on and forgot your ass. I'm guessing you need to do the same.
rebwonders 0
sometimes being right hurts.
Slaughterhim 5
Shut the **** up you stupid grammar nazis. You are all so damn annoying, geez. -_-
HTJ226 0
shouldn't hav broke up with him to start with
alberto10169854 0
YDI for trying to apologize to him...