Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML
Today, I woke up with a high fever and hallucinations. I called for my mother, who after checking me, swore that I was just hungover from a night of partying, called me a "f*cking hedonist", and refused to help. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I woke up on my mom's couch with a wicked hangover. I made a mad dash for the toilet but felt the wave coming after two steps. I grabbed a bag of trash next to the front door and showed it no mercy. After I'd recovered and cleaned up, Mom asked if I'd seen the bag containing her Tax Materials. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
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Callyn 47
If you're at an age where you can be forced to go on a hike, you shouldn't be drinking that much. If you're at an age where you can drink that much, you should have probably told your mom to leave you alone. Either way, this is on you.
Slyfried 64
Partying with alcohol is a personal lifestyle choice and varies from person to person.
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Comments (9)
Mathalamus 25
You deserved it for drinking.
Slyfried 64
Partying with alcohol is a personal lifestyle choice and varies from person to person.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
That takes me back to the military, good times.
Callyn 47
If you're at an age where you can be forced to go on a hike, you shouldn't be drinking that much. If you're at an age where you can drink that much, you should have probably told your mom to leave you alone. Either way, this is on you.
d3rpb0t 10
Did she decide the same day, or did you just not remember she'd planned on it in advance?
Iamthebanzai22 21
She probably got tired of your drinking and decided that walking it off is the best way to teach you a lesson.
AmbrosiaFan 19
drinking means you are hopefully over 21. i would have pled off being sick. YDI people do underage drink, so lets say you are not 21, and not 18 or older ... YDI
Mungolikecandy 19
Maybe learn to stop when you are merry rather than wasted and maybe take a non-alcoholic drink for every alcoholic drink and as it stops the dehydration and limits the hangover.
acmariner99 25
Why didn’t you say no?