Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our boss is upset at us because not one person is going to the Christmas party that she so kindly bought all the snacks and drinks for. She scheduled it for noon, on the 25th of december. CHRISTMAS DAY. Hell, no no one is going, they’ll be with their families, not voluntarily going to work. FML
Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, it's Christmas day. Normally, I'd be spending it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
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Yudith 28
Organize an ironic holiday party, with ugly sweather contest, kitch party food potluck (potato candies are delicious), inflatable Santa and reindeers, and a bunch of Hanukkah things mixed into the lot. That will go perfectly with the Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke. By the way, "Un deux trois quatre cinq bières" is a great ironic Christmas song.
Wadlaen 24
It sounds like your bosses aren't that excited about you either...
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Yudith 28
Organize an ironic holiday party, with ugly sweather contest, kitch party food potluck (potato candies are delicious), inflatable Santa and reindeers, and a bunch of Hanukkah things mixed into the lot. That will go perfectly with the Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke. By the way, "Un deux trois quatre cinq bières" is a great ironic Christmas song.
Wadlaen 24
It sounds like your bosses aren't that excited about you either...
Chazzster 32
I think the message you were intended to get is “stop complaining.” Take that to heart… We like what we like, and that’s OK in most cases. But nobody wants to hear someone who’s always complaining.