Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
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Comments (74)
stingerz2012 11
He needs to be a big boy and clean his own clothes
utterdebauchery 7
if he is a marine like you say, do your ducking job and clean his laundry. He shouldn't have to serve his country only to come home and clean. That's your job.
wazdog 4
Let your man protect you from burglars, move the furniture, fix your computer, throw out the rubbish, etc. and stop bitching about doing women's chores like doing the laundry and ironing.
TuteSweet 13
sounds like my dad. lol. he refuses to get a job because he used to be a marine. lol. he didn't fight in a war, he just got kicked out of boot camp. I hate marines.
vettle 6
Sounds like a prime example of someone trying to compensate for something by doing something macho. Gross.
stevenJB 25
Marines in my opinion are the most badass of all badasses. While everyone one else hides behind computers halfway across the world. The marines are there exchanging lead with the enemy. :O
claudzzzz 5
hed get along great with my brother hah
muka92 6
If he's in the marines and training all day and Is putting his own life on the line and helping protected u along with his country maybe it won't be so hard to throw some of his in with yours.
Minisprenk 0
If he's a Marine, defending our country, the least you can do for him is do the freaking laundry
valdania 18
Dump his frail ass