Today, my twelve year old neighbour decided to give a Hannah Montana concert in her backyard, starring herself. Unfortunately, she only knew three lines of the song "The Best of Both Worlds" and screamed them repeatedly at the top of her lungs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume, over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go." FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, my neighbours' whiny emo of a daughter got dumped by her boyfriend. In her infinite wisdom, she's chosen to cope by playing on her recorder the worst rendition of "My Heart Will Go On" that I've ever heard. It's been going on all day. Now I know why he dumped this idiot. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, at a party, I tried to play it cool by pretending to know all the lyrics to a song, but ended up singing the wrong words and embarrassing myself. FML
Today, my neighbour was singing in the shower so loud that I could understand every word. He was singing "Purple Rain", which wouldn't have been so bad if he only knew a bit more of the lyrics. He has been singing those same two words for half an hour now. FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
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longhair221 0
go to the concert - show her how it's done !
sofiainthesun 5
It looks like you have the best of both worlds!
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Comments (225)
longhair221 0
go to the concert - show her how it's done !
dirtyblond 4
ohhh myy! FYL indeed.. :(
TheJester12 15
wow.. only in america.. scratch that, SOUTH AFRICA?!?!? dear God the plague has spread....
TheJester12 15
wow.. only in america.. scratch that, SOUTH AFRICA?!?!? dear God the plague has spread... I suppose it's only fair that they send us aids and in return we send shitty hick pop music to tie things up.
ydi_4_suking 20
tell her to shut up and throw water balloons full of piss
FireNinja 3
and that's when you cut the power.
mm23mcg 0
no WTF don't go to the concert tell her to shutup
ericownz101 0
i would have pooped in her cheerios :O
MrFlintstone 5
have her arrested for noise pollution.
MissBunny25 0
I'm with 62 on this one
Lustuu_fml 14
Agree with 32. IT'S GUY LOVE, DON'T COMPROMISE, THE FEELING OF SOME OTHER GUY, HOLDING UP YOUR HEART INTO THEEE SKY..
Grosso 3
wait 6 more years and pay her back!
EverybodyHatesCh 0
Hannah Montana does drugs!!! it's on YouTube.com!!!!!!!!!!!!! <(•_•)>
Skinner666 0
go to the concert and throw balloons of piss, then you get the best of both worlds :P
Adorlee 11
At least she wasn't singing Friday by Rebecca Black!
babyale760 0
Hannah Montana is dead.
dirtyblond 4
ITS FRIDAY! FRIDAAAY! GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY! :D
MissBunny25 0
193 *loads shotgun* wanna sing that again, bitch?
persianjr 15
*grabs macaroni* LETS GO!!!!!! macaroni =
victorioustunnel 0
good thing it wasn't the REAL Hannah Montana. that would be much worse.
Fmyspam 0
pppppppppppppppp
icecreammintz 0
so hannah montanna was there?
bobkim302 0
kids will be kids.
SilenceIsSilver 0
Exactly! Nobody's Perfect:P so she's gotta work it, again and again til she gets it right... You should buy some earplugs OP.
dwhite312 0
whatever, I never did annoying shit like that when I was a kid
iSitt 0
F Your Neighbor's Life
lovinit5683 0
Lmao to the comment "Whatever I never did annoying shit like that when I was little" it's funny because you probably did even more annoying shit when you was little.
Heather_x0x0 6
Its still annoying though...
dwhite312 0
no. my parents knew a thing or two about discipline, unlike today's parents who let their kids walk all over them. "kids will be kids" is not an excuse for complacency.
Shyke 0
Uhmmmm.... she should be disciplined for singing? when I was 12 I sang songs and didn't know all the lyrics.
MissBunny25 0
139, thats not the point... she was singing music from the most ghastly creature known to man... Hannah Montana. for that the child should be locked in a sound-proof cage.
Shyke 0
That's not what 124 is talking about...
bobkim302 0
I have 4 kids and they are very good kids. our kids did the singing thing too but that does not mean they are out of control. kids need to be kids. that is all I'm saying. you are right about some parents do let their kids run over them.
MissBunny25 0
yes, 142. I know that. I was replying to your comment. not 124. my comment pertains to your comment. run along now. *pats head*
firecapez 4
^ win :)
DivineGarden 0
At least it wasn't "baby baby baby oooooooooh!".
UnderTheMoon 0
"Kids will be kids" until you need to slap a ho.
briidontgive_ 0
Completely agree with 124, her parents are letting her scream her lungs out , not very considerate to neighboors :/ ahh disney and nickelodeons making every kid on their shows singers which is annoying as hell when they sound like a dying piece of shh..
sofiainthesun 5
It looks like you have the best of both worlds!
A7X_LoVeee 10
BEST.SONG.EVER.
A7X_LoVeee 10
No.
Fragmonto 5
#42 Man! Your name is A7X Love! They are much better!!
A7X_LoVeee 10
I know :)
Tempsey 0
Best of Both Worlds is an amazing song...by Van Halen!
Thabb 0
115- *cough*sarcasm*cough*
PeteyPablo12308 20
Isn't that just one line?
PeteyPablo12308 20
Nevermind... I get it. Lol
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
c'mon petey!! :P
PeteyPablo12308 20
Lmao
IIRoxieII 12
dam she must be good
yohooooooo 5
can't be better than rebecca black
CutiePie_101 7
Everyone is better than Rebecca Black.
rocketeer_97 1
exaactly. everyone is also better than jenna rose also. i mean, come on, "keke palmer is wearing my jeans" juust freaking terrible.
pandapoopDX 0
burn that witch!
dropdead16 0
ha! I like your picture!!
bigmanj28 0
is she better than Hannah Montana?
awesomedude4 0
it's hard not 2 b
Lizza330 28
It's not hard to sing better than her, just sayin'.
ericownz101 0
My grumbling stomach sings better than hannah montana
ASHLEYbcddd 0
Uhm, Miley Cyrus is very good? Maybe not her songs but her voice is great.
KiddNYC1O 22
Actually, she composed a song with David Bisbal, a great Spanish singer, and she sounds pretty good.
MissBunny25 0
actually 104, her voice reminds me of my grandmothers... lungs full of tar from smoking for 50 years. very bad husky gravely voice.
hazardoussmiles9 22
I absolutely hate her voice. When she sings she makes the exact same sounds my teachers make when they yell at me.
leeshxx 3
I'll give her this it's better than Rebecca blacks voice
shulgafish 0
151, my foot sings better than her...
rowanzora 3
not really.
CarleeBugg123 5
Her voice sounds like a horse having a stroak!! Her lyrics SUCK and even those are better than her voice!!
orly33 0
BEeeeeeeeeeeeest offffffff booooootttttttttth wurdlz
zooozi 0
Shit I jst did an account cause it was the first time that i read a post with no comments, and I wanted to be the first. Now I'm too late, FML!
Sirin_fml 47
YDI.
Rachel_fml 20
Send me €20 on PayPal and you'll be first. ;-)
Sirin_fml 47
Send me €100, and I'll spend it all on booze, then I'll frame you for murder.
JustinThunder 8
Now that's how you party!
DocBastard 40
Zooozi, I created my account to meet chicks, but Rachel and Sirin kept turning me down. So I've resorted to sarcasm and insulting random strangers. Imagine how differently things could have turned out if they hadn't been so frigid.
Sirin_fml 47
Doc, send me €500, and I won't take you on a tour of Dead Man's Alley.
leeshxx 3
hahahahaha doc
KiddNYC1O 22
I created this account over 2 years ago to annoy staff and be banned and unbanned. I turned out okay.
aardvarkish 17
23, oh... ummm... you're soooo turning me on...
ILoveEggnog 7
Doc, I know exactly how you feel. KaySL is still giving me the cold shoulder.
livinathugstory9 0
She's just twelve give her a break....even though that is torture.