Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
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Comments (74)
JinxosGirl87 0
I live with my BF and wash his clothes without bitching. Unless your Marine leaves 10 ft. piles of clothes in the hamper I don't see what the big deal is.
skyeyez9 25
Dont wash his clothes for him. He is an adult and should be able to wash his own clothes.
krankkinder 3
He fought for the country. Wash his damn clothes an have some respect.
KeltikSkye 0
When I was married to a "Macho Service Man," I did his laundry, and starched the HELL outta his uniform shirts, and ironed nice sharp creases in them - horizontally. Gingers-1. Uniformed Service Crybaby-0.
Cv2 0
seriously, give the guy a break and wash his laundry.
Herboski1315 0
He's an American hero doing his laundry is part of your duty to this country lol.
agtxero 2
That's what happens you a date a Marine, just saying.....
sashapoptart 4
Just lay off the poor girl, seriously! You guys have no idea what her situation is...suppose she really does respect her boyfriend and usually washes their laundry, and asked him to do it once, because she didn't feel like doing it all the damn time...I agree that people in the army definitely are brave and to be respected, but it doesn't make you a servant to them.
3RR0R404 0
Men are such pigs. Expecting women to do everything. I'm a man, not homosexual, and I actually understand some parts of women. I go out of my way for my girl, and I'm tired of men putting women down like old dogs. Thumb me down guys, I know you will.
3RR0R404 0
Not saying anything bad about homosexual guys, just pointing out my situation.
vandal3068 0
Marines are ******* anyway, you want a Ranger