Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
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Comments (74)
Kolden 11
How did she turn this into a gender.
Tmoney20 3
Tell him there's a bomb in his dirty clothes and it's his mission to wash it out... Lol alpha foxtrot out! Hahah lazy ****. Marine or not.
zombiedisco980 0
bitch, please. u should do his laundry, cause that's wat women r for. and make him a sammich while ur at it. :)
brunyon 5
He signed up for a job he knew what he signed up for so no reason not to do laundry
Snothead 0
Marine = Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential. Why are you suprised?
ishida1235 0
That's a woman's job
fatalwish 6
He has a more demanding job than you can even ******* imagine you lazy ho your lucky he keeps you around as is.
ogle5431 1
Demanding? You know the marines will take just about anyone. You don't have to be the sharpest tool in the shed to be a marine. Actually I think they prefer dumb people.
mojobanks 8
You call your b/f a pussy for not doing his laundry, leads me to belief you prolly didn't ask him as politely as you claim.
ogle5431 1
He's a Marine. He probably doesnt know how to do laundry. Tying his shoes is probably difficult for him too.
Shaddo_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's in the marines and you're a stay at home mom with no kids. Just do the laundry. -Former Marine
brianjman14 23
-Former Retard.* Oh wait, sorry, you still are one.
Stupend0us 7
How can you be a mom with no kids?