Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Assumptions
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Can't win, part 15
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
What happened?
Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Clean freak
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Relationship goals
Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML
Gimme a break
Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Quality family time
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Roommate from hell
Today, after I had the place to myself for a while and it was easy to clean, my roommate returned and I woke up to trash piling up, dishes everywhere, and luggage full of sweaty laundry. Oh, and it smells like poo again, because he doesn't regularly shower. I want to scream. FML
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saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
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jess6blondie9 3
Lazy. If he's living there too then he should take part in cleaning.
flockz 20
unless he's too busy playing COD....
JERZBornNRaised 7
Sounds like you picked a winner! first off i wouldnt ever let anyone do my laundry since im paranoid they will mess my clothes up somehow, and i cant live in filth... idk how some people do it -_-.. id tell him to get his shit together and if not kick him out
jess6blondie9 3
Well if I had a boyfriend who was to busy to play Call of Duty than help me clean OUR house, which I was paying for, or pay attention to me, then he'd be out on his ass paying his own way.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
Why is OP complaining?! She picked him as her boyfriend! If she's tired of his shit then pack his bags and kick him out.
do20ss 4
mayb he pays for the house...
Ronnie_loves_you 11
So that makes it easier for her. She can leave. Duh.
chloecheeseman8 0
what does OP mean?
flockz 20
exactly 43. plus no one is even realizing that the boyfriend might be a professional gamer and he is the main income for their household. everyone shouldn't just jump to "dumping" him.
angelpies 0
He was probably mothered until he moved out. He is obviously 20+ maybe it's time for him to grow up and put the childish games away to help his life partner.. My boyfriends the same way, it's why I sold his xbox.
jess6blondie9 3
Harsh! I like it.
McAninch35 9
You're the devil.
meggieh815 0
47- Original Poster.
SoundnVasion 0
52 I hop
atitud3 12
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YOU nEVRr take away a mans xbox !!!!! thats the work of the devil!!!
KiddNYC1O 22
Yawn. Don't shit on video games because you didn't learn how to hold the controller at birth. They're quite entertaining no matter what age.
angelpies 0
However I play cod as well.. But there is a time when enough is enough.. And neglecting chores shouldn't be an option when it comes to sharing accommodations..
llZombiell 5
haha ik right
herrobear 0
Or he makes enough money to not have to work everyday of the week and he pays for the house and cat and crap all over the place and the Xbox and the electricity and water and she just made 64 dollars off of her "full" shift at work... Probably not, but it does happen.
Mikekenny 0
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and whose job is it to clean the house and cook ?
alh303 0
original person,(: it's ridiculous a child is more mature than adults!
AttucisFinch 0
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Cleaning is a pink job. If your car breaks or the lawn needs to be cut let him know. That's a blue job
Kolby27 1
**** NO
cass85 8
So that justifies a home being kept in filth? If he pays for the house, he can live in filth? Never mind that he is a grown man who has CHILDREN, hey, he pays for the house so he doesn't have to lift a finger. I pay that large, large majority for our house and I take huge pride in how it looks BECAUSE I'm damn well paying for it and, you know, because I'm an adult that does have the ability to do the washing and clean a few dishes. Anyone past the age of 21, especially if they have chosen the commitment of living with someone else, be that a housemate or a boy/girlfriend has absolutely no excuse for being so lazy they'd rather sit back and live like a farm animal.
jus_roll_with_it 0
You my friend, well simply put, you are a DOUCHE! Regardless how much he makes, if he is sitting at home he needs to be productive! Especially after she just worked her full shift! At least she is trying to help! OP, he is a douche too! I understand that COD is fun (I play it myself) BUT when you have kids and a home to take care of COD should not be your priority....
quesidias 0
well you're right op! **** YOUR LIFE for choosing a horrible bf and having kids with him!!! what the bloody hell were you thinking for giving the ******* crapshit son of a bitch bastard kids?!??!?
austinkiser 3
tell him that u can only stay in the kitchen the others is his job
RealChinese 7
@52 You sound like a bitch. I don't even own a console or play much games but the fact that you would take away someones enjoyment because you consider it "childish"? Maybe you should grow up cause you are truly childish.
Denikk 0
oposable penis
angelpies 0
274- I was a bitch only because my boyfriend would rather engage his priority in a stupid gaming console, rather then help out around the house. Clearly you need to take a look in the mirror, you are probably gonna turn out just like OPs boyfriend. And besides, a console is a hobby. Not a life style for someone who is 20+.
worldcupcheer17 0
I think it's time for a new boyfriend..
GigglePony 13
Typical idiot who plays CoD
flockz 20
haha this comment is going to get so many thumbs down but i just gotta say that all u people on here that think playing games is childish for 20+ year olds, you're wrong. i know many 20+ year olds who play video games all the time and they aren't slobs. jess blondie an the other chick who was bitchy enough to sell her bf's xbox, you are the ones who need to grow up. my girlfriend and i are both really big gamers, but we are also very clean people as well. If some of you chicks would actually play then u might find out that u like gaming as a hobby as well. just because some people are slobs doesn't mean video games were the cause. 90% of guys play video games so if you're trying to find one who doesnt, good luck getting laid. Peace
angelpies 0
Well I never said ALL men are slobs. BUT when these men are neglecting important things for a console that is VERY childish. Especially when you have commitments to your girlfriend and children. There is a time and a place for all things.
EmperorPsycho 0
356 selling his xbox is wayyyy overboard. creating a schedule or telling him when he can or cannot play is much more efficient and good for everyone. he can enjoy doing what he likes and you get help around the house. So why don't you two go out to gamestop and buy him another one?
angelpies 0
I sold his other one because he broke it out of anger of being asked to help out. I caused him to die during cod.. So I sold it for parts. He went out to buy his own long ago. Still neglects his house work for it too.
Barn312009 0
who's to say she's not a stripper?
at0micmin3r 23
#50 No. Just no. Time to destroy his game, Uninstall it and shatter it! X)
MrMonkey87 9
You are a horrible person #52.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Tactical Knife his bitch ass
volley4eva1698 0
tell him to clean his shit up or he can't complain
Big_Red_138 3
Yeah I play video games, but there has to be a line somewhere...least he should do is clean up his shit.
BossDavyy 0
Yeah I mean how does a man get a bathroom dirty, but still buts poop on the table!
chuymac 3
well if he has marathon pro it will be hard then again she might have slight of hand
Tommananaze6T9 4
haha i think 2 was da funniest
DMC_Hotness 0
ugh no tac knives in cod anymore... duh.
Tuesdaythe10th 11
What a camper noob
Epilepsy_fml 0
Uhhhhh doesn't matter bro. The new games aren't necessarily the law of cod. Personally I had more fun on Cod4 and Cod3 than on any other game ever. But mw2 and Blackops were awesome as well in their own ways.
EvilPotato 15
Tactical Knives always work but I'm a big fan of Tomahawks.
Captain_Zorro 7
MW3 was so much better
Will_Has_Swag 0
MW3 isn't out yet...
jess6blondie9 3
People have connections to get Mw3 early. I don't play video games that much but when I play with my brother we play Cod4 or Mw2.
thePr3da1i3nrulz 4
Beat him and then teabag his sorry ass!!!
Aerious 0
55, cod is some serious shit. Just because OP's boyfriend wants some time off to play a ******* amazing game doesn't mean the work won't get done.
pablothepenguin 2
I prefer going try hard with my famas with a suppressor... or my new experiment: m14 pyro (:
Dreamkiller51 5
sight of hand my ass... OP u should use Commando Pro so u can tactical knife his bitch ass from work!
BraBrando 0
Anyone tired of nuketown?
Epilepsy_fml 0
Ay yo 3 things. 1. Jess. Damn you look good. 2. Nuketown only gets old if you die too much. 3. Shut up about cod it's getting annoying. First rule of cod club. Don't talk about cod.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
black ops is sucks ass...mw2 is the shit
jess6blondie9 3
Umm, thanks.
Epilepsy_fml 0
ooohh shit. You know who else is absolutely beautiful? That Rosie girl in the new transformers movie. She looked at how beautiful a girl could be and surpassed that by a long shot.
karkid619 8
ur a girl and u play cod
jess6blondie9 3
Yeah she is. I think that Megan Fox is a lot prettier than her though. I don't know why they kicked her off of the movie. And yes, lots of girls play Cod. We like video games too.
captainTexas84 0
it's all about balistic knifes!!
chloecheeseman8 0
what does OP mean?
jess6blondie9 3
Odd penis.
LaughinStock 16
halo FTW!!!!!
jess6blondie9 3
Halo sucks.
Kylias 6
^@2 OP, post his Tag, there's plenty of BAMFs who come here who can make him miserable. :>
Bano360 25
264, it means oversized penis. Jk, it means Original Poster
MissBunnyWillEat 11
epilepsy, you're a douche... but I love your comments.
Epilepsy_fml 0
Hey Bunny!!! I'm not just a douche Im a douche mother ******* bag, and an asshole, and a dick. I am possibly the meanest person on this entire website because I don't care what any of you people think of me. In real life I'm actually a nice guy, I call every lady ma'am and every man, sir. I also respect every persons viewpoint. But with limited response capability I have to be direct as possible. I personally think you are very attractive, annoying, but actually probably a really nice girl. Well Bye bye.
MissBunnyWillEat 11
Thats a nice novel, you got there. This isn't eharmony, bro. You can stop telling us about your life. Despite your bitching, i still find your comments amusing. so stfu.
MetalBoi 0
Lmao
lunchlady88 0
first!
NomOnShroomz 14
Close but no cigar. Sorry bro!
gleek47 0
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COD is amazing!!
UAVisONLINE 8
Agreed, MW3 will be amazing. UMP45 and M4A1 is back Woohoo!
instnt1nfction 17
*cough cough*extremesupergeeks*cough cough*
NagatoPain 4
*cough*cough* get skills *cough*
brianjman14 23
If your username is NagatoPain, why do you have a picture of Sasuke?
saIty 17
Tell me his user, so I can butt **** him with the chopper.
Jacoblv17 0
Hahahahahah xD
YouknowIsaiditfi 0
I made the 69th thumbs up =)
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
haha guess what? no one cares :P
EmperorPsycho 0
more ppl care about his comment than yours :p
CorinnaHEY 6
that's why he's called your boyfriend not husband.
natirixoxo 0
that's why he should be called an ex. Boys will only treat you as badly as you let them.
jess6blondie9 3
That's true. OP needs to lay down the law, or kick his ass out.
FTC_Socialist 3
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sexist
jess6blondie9 3
It's not sexist at all. If the FML was about a girl being a lazy ass, making the man bring home the money and cleaning all of the house, I'd be saying the same damn thing. Now stop pointing fingers when your statement is irrelevant.
hook_em 0
she is clearly not being sexist my ex gf was the same way except there was no cod involved she was just a lazy irresponsible person. it was a burden on me going to school, playing baseball, and trying to keep the town house clean. so I know OP's feelings and what 69 girl is saying it goes both ways
meliesFML 0
time for a new one OP . never stay with someone who doesn't help or make you happy ! even if you guys have kids .
jess6blondie9 3
Yes, I do have morals
qwacktastick 8
147 - ****** retard, you don't even know what your talking about.
kristledaigle 0
226 I dont think you have much morals I seen you comment on every little thing j can understand commenting once are twice but not more that 30 times get off here and get a life.
kristledaigle 0
*i
MissBunnyWillEat 11
hey, 313, take a nice sip of shut the **** up.
BigOrca 2
really COD? Halo is better.
NomOnShroomz 14
Wait, he crapped all over the table? Sick bastard!
rockerguy73 0
no it's saying crap as in junk and trash.
danishbagel 3
Woah, woah, woah. You can't assume it means junk. He could've literally defecated on the table.
peacelovepugs 7
do you have a brain?
anongrl 2
It's called sarcasm. It's not really that hard to catch.
gabe2014 0
hahaha! my chest hurts from laughing!
Troy_K 7
Tell him his Xbox will join the dishwasher if he doesn't get it done. He'll listen =).
skaterblue12 0
good idea
Mrrevorp 0
that kind of torture should be illegal
Gnarlltrugg 0
you sir, have the creepiest profile pic in existence.
YacL 15
Video Games are not stupid, they're a great way to pass time.
Mitcha857 0
yes they're great to pass the time when you're bored and make great fun just as long as you don't overdo it. Just be glad it's not WoW cause yea that's way worse than CoD
phazon000 1
FAG. You should be butt raped for giving advice to a woman about how to get a man to work.
EmperorPsycho 0
I know I'll probably get a lot of thumbs down but uh... I really don't like cod... Battlefield is where it's at. Every cod game is the same. Even the creator of mw3 said in an interview "that mw2 could er... mw3 will have interchangeable scopes" and that's pretty much the only new addition in mw3 They even got lazy on another thing. Spec ops mode and multiplayer will have the same maps, no difference between the two. Sound like combat training? But it's not cuz it's called spec ops mode.
crethan33 6
@384 i completly agree i have been with battle feild since cod started going to shit been with it since bf3
mom2pen 4
dump the cat box on his lazy head, get the kids, and GO!!!
YayorNay 8
What the hell is in your profile picture?
qwacktastick 8
It looks like a pig with wings.