Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
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Kiksters 0
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In stead of calling him a pussy you should be thanking him for serving his country and making many sacrifices that all men and women of the armed forces do to keep us safe.... I seriously can't believe your making a big deal over laundry your a big girl you can do it yourself!!!
SoSickWithIt 14
You deserve the "stupid" award today, I shall UPS the trophy to you ASAP.
ninjala 10
In case you cant infer some details, shes saying that the marine is making a big deal, and it irritates her. If a man cant do his own laundry, he isnt a man at all.
NotAUsername 5
#17 is such a blindly patriotic douche-bag.
cjwalsh86 0
No, there is no reason why the soldiers should be sloppy. It is just as hard on us military women as it is on them, and they well know how to clean up after themselves.
pookberry 4
So everyone that has "served our country" shouldn't have to do THEIR laundry? Um yup yea that sounds about right. You're an ignorant fool.
Kiksters 0
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WHATEVER!!!!!! BTW I'LL BE WAITING FOR MY STUPID REWARD YOU JACK ASS!!!! just because a man doesn't do there laundry doesn't make them less of a man!!!
DocBastard 40
Kiksters - it makes him less of a considerate person. **** you and your arrogant bullshit. By the way, it's "their" not "there", though it should be "his" anyway, dickskin.
mk58 31
*chuckles at kikster going ballistic*
Kiksters 0
I'm sorry but I find it very offensive when ppl complain about a man who is serving our country, so what If he wants to relax and not do the laundry, it's really not a big deal!!! BTW THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ALL THE LOVELY COMPLIMENTS I APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!
Shrike 24
Kiksters buddy... clean out the cum stains from your shift key. It's kinda sticking down there.
coNsperAZI 4
17 has got a point the rest of u go to hell
Tookie22 5
17 you're retarded. I'll thank him for his "service" when he does a real pump. And quits being a pussy. What just because he's military he's amazing and get off the hook. You're ignorant. If I railed out your girl would you thank me? Food for thought
ogle5431 1
How is he keeping me safe? Last I checked, we aren't fighting any countries that have done us harm.
crystalou_fml 3
69- I guess that whole 9/11 thing slipped right under your radar...
brianjman14 23
Kiksters, you are so ******* retarded. If doing laundry is "not really a big deal", then he should be able to do it himself. Also, in the FML, it says "He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines". Yeah, he sure is a man. (sarcasm) Also, calm the **** down. You shouldn't get so angry about what people say to you on the internet.
ilovesandy 5
kiksters... you've reached your goal of becoming a deuche bag. so. just shut up now.
docscientist 10
Wow really? Being in the armed forces makes you untouchable? Calm down with your hypersensitive and unrelated remarks. You act like they should get away with murder because they blah blah blah this country. Blind patriotism is dangerous and does this country a disservice, as well as go against the very essence this country was founded upon.
markmiller2023 0
you are ******* stupid as hell
alone_unafraid 0
This.
Kiksters 0
ALL OF TOU HAVE POSTED NEGATIVE REMARKS CAN GO TO HELL!! You are the ones who are ignorant and ungrateful, don't even get me started about patriotism and having high respect for military men and women!!! I'd like to hear you say this shit to my cousins family who lost there only son from this the war on terror fighting for our freedom in iraq and to our dear friend who killed himself two weeks ago as a result from PTSD!!! ALL OF YOU MOTHER ******* HAVEN'T GOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE!!!! I would gladly wash a soldiers clothes and thank them for what they are doing for all of us!!! There are only two kinds of people that have died for us 1) god he died for our sins and 2) a soldier fighting for our freedom!!! I CAN GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU ALL THINK OF ME BUT IM STICKING TO MY BELIEFS AND YOU ALL CAN KISS MY ASS!!!!
Sirin_fml 47
CALM DOWN.
brianjman14 23
I have a cousin fighting in Afghanistan right now. So don't tell me I don't have a clue. The only ignorant one here is you.
SoSickWithIt 14
1.) It was Jesus Christ. 2.) It's his skid marked underwear, most likely, and from the looks of this FML and your comments, I doubt this Marine would want you near him. You're bat shit crazy right now, bro.
rwwesley82 3
lol thats what i m going to say about 1) part. it is not god, it is Jesus Christ (son of the God)
wilsonchewy 0
Are you ******* serious?? No one did us harm? Ever heard of this thing called 9/11. Well we are fighting the people that did that you stupid ****
parabelum 1
Yeah faggots
moonpie66 1
It an asshole
rocker_chick23 27
#113: My uncle is a Iraq war veteran and I respect the military a lot. What I don't respect are lazy assholes who think they are hot shit because they were in the military.
cheeseboy77 0
you join the marines. then you say that you're now both marines and he has to "help a fellow marine"
asktherunes 4
Why would he when he knows you will do it for him
beccalyn244 4
He is lazy Marines do their own laundry well most of them.
USMCSNIPER209 0
I do mine everyday
HahaYDI 0
Is he in the Marines, or did he drop half-way through bootcamp? He doesn't sound like a Marine to me.
saIty 17
Hold a shot gun to his head threatening to blow his head off. Then tell us of his machismo please.
compasseagle89 8
yeah, because THAT'S a reasonable reaction to someone not doing laundry
saIty 17
Compasseagle please do not take my comments seriously. I just want people to get a chuckle or WTF faces from my comments.
Raooka 6
"Today, my girlfriend threatened me with a shotgun if I didn't do the laundry. My military training kicked in and now I'm wanted for murder. FML"
mk58 31
Don't get your panties in a knot, 29.
sugarandspice33 0
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3RR0R404 0
I used to be a soldier. After you get out, after any amount of traumatizing stuff, you kinda want to relax. But not doing your own laundry is just stupid.
frankwolf86 0
I'm army my wife is air force and we both share the chores of the house... instead of being macho he should try being a gentleman
jackassiddy 8
you see.. when they yell GET SOME!! You never heard the ending.. its GET SOMEone else to do your laundry.. easy to see how you were misinformed.