Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I tried to gently tell my boyfriend that he needs to wash his clothes more often as some of them smell pretty musty. He got all pissy (no pun intended) and assured me that none of his exes ever complained about a smell. I can’t even go down on the guy because his crotch smells bad. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
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Top comments
bigAC 6
tell him if he does his laundry he'll get a special reward ;) then give him a lollipop
usmcgalie 0
He's in the marine corp. he knows how to do his laundry. I'm in the marine corps. Guys do their own laundry every day.
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Comments (74)
Okayitwasme 0
Unless you are married and that is your arrangement, I wouldn't do it! Regardless if he were the president of the US! You wear it- you clean it.
21jason 9
Jeez you expect him to do his OWN laundry! That's the whole point of having a women duuhh!
21jason 9
Btw. I was kidding I wasn't serious about that
Falassalond 16
I hope that was sarcasm. If it wasn't, you are sorely wrong and win the dumbest comment award.
EvilDave 13
Macho men don't do their own laundry if they have a woman to do it for them. ******* do their own laundry. You wanted a macho man, you got one. You put up with it. You deserve it. Especially as you are probably a camp doxy who is only dating him because he is in uniform.
BiGaL12343 7
He sounds lame, Your not his mom
FlyingWhisps 5
Tell all his friends how much of a pussy the big marine is. If it doesn't get him to do laundry, atleast you'll get a cheap laugh
Xxchasea12xX 0
Hes a pussy
bad_chiquita 5
You want a real man? Go for a soldier in the Army. Problem solved.
bad_chiquita 5
Marine- My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Or Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential Take your pick.
DMBTimCA 0
Doing your man's laundry is your job. Be lucky he keeps you around lazy.
iseah1412 0
He only cares about his country not you!!!.........oh yeah and his ego
Chad_the_Brony 0
I'm listening to music and as I began reading this, the song 'I'll make a man out of you' from Mulan came on.